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#276
#276
When your spouse/friends are in the house yelling for you, you answer with "WHAT?!' and they don't say anything back
 
#278
#278
Anyone have that co-worker who loves to walk up to your desk and flap his/her gums? No matter what signals you put out there trying to get the message across that now is not the time...they just press on talking and talking.

I obviously have one and it's to the point that I'll turn my back on him, answer a couple of emails, or square away some paperwork and he still doesn't pick up on the hint.
 
#282
#282
People who start talking on their cell phone and then try to back out of a parking space.
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#283
#283
tri_vol said:
People who start talking on their cell phone and then try to back out of a parking space.
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I got drilled by one of them at Lowe's last year. Naturally, the one day I borrowed my dad's pickup and trailer.

In retrospect, the absolute shock on her face was priceless....it's like "WTH do you expect, lady, when you throw it in reverse and let off the brake without checking around you, that'll happen.
 
#286
#286
Chris4Vols22 said:
Hobos that loiter on my apartment's property and ask for money or try to pet my dog every time I go outside.
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Yea hate when I go downtown in Greenville & guys walk around smoking but asking for money. I tell them all I got is my drinking money.
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#287
#287
govols/cc said:
Yea hate when I go downtown in Greenville & guys walk around smoking but asking for money. I tell them all I got is my drinking money.
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How do you distinguish the beggars from the upstanding citizens in South Carolina?
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#288
#288
this is no joke. i was walking out of wal-mart last friday and this girl that was standing by a jeep asked me to please come over there for a sec. she said, "do you have an I.D.?" i thought she was bout to ask me to buy her a pack of smokes or something because she had forgotten hers. i said, "yea......what can i so for you"? she said, "will you please do me a favor and go in and buy me some suda-fed"(sp?). i slowly started walking away and said, "i dont think so". she started laughing and said, "its not for making meth or anything, im just sick". i noticed her rotted teeth as she was smiling. i got back in my truck and just shook my head thinking to myself, you've got to be kidding me!
 
#290
#290
No one's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years
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#292
#292
General stupidity. Not mentally unable to learn, but being blissfully ignorant. Drives me crazy.

Also laughing while you're trying to tell a joke, and laughing after telling it, when the joke isn't funny, ie nobody else is laughing. If you didn't laugh like a jackass for 5 minutes afterwards while everyone stood there, we'd have forgot about your failure by now.
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#293
#293
Raven making 12 different threads about his analasist in the football forum when one would do. Thank you Mods if you could correct.
Edit- it can be called team analyasses
 
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#298
#298
crusse10 said:
No one's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years
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A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar, the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"


A priest walks into a bar. The rabbi and minister duck, then call 911.

Sorry, best I could do!
 
#300
#300
People like my boss who eat something dumb like a taco bell burrito n moan like they are having an orgasm every single bite.
 
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