Random Question...

[PA Vol]

So i dont know if anyone was watching the end of CFL, but if you did you may know where this is going...

at the end, they were talking about Tebow being successful in the NFL. well i about wet myself when the host of CFL read the "third perspective" in which "Tebow will announce that he is forgoing his senior year and will ascend directly to heaven...his decision will be announced on ESPN 2..."

bahahahahahaha

please tell me, did someone on here send that email in??? major props to you if you did :good!:

 

[Zasnow]

Pretty funny lol

 

[bigorange]

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TEBOW SKIPS SENIOR SEASON, ASCENDS DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN

MIAMI (SP) -- Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim Tebow announced he would skip his senior season and ascend 
directly into heaven.



Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman winner walked into the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the 
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters
fainted.



"Sorry I'm late," Tebow began. "There was a six-year-old boy with cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal
him."

"I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to clear that up right now," he continued.

"Don't go, Tim!" a reporter shouted from the back of the room.

"After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven," Tebow announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a blinding white light and vanished.

In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long tribute to Tebow. ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow's childhood), re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the "most Tebow-like" person in America.

"He wasn't just the greatest player in college football history," said a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming down his face. "He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on earth."

 

[utman47]

nice

 

[hmanvolfan]

That's just sad.

 

[KLayneUT8]

f tim tebow ...ughhh

 

[KLayneUT8]

the sports illustrated came to the house the other day wit Tebow on the cover, and i had walked in round midnight only to see that magazine on the counter, i then preceeded to do what any vols fan wud do in the situation...

grabbed an ink pen and went to work on, full of explicits and vulgarity to harsh for the nation, but u guys get the point....then threw the magazine away never opening it....