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#52
#52
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bush is one of the "first wave" of undercover alien invaders designed to soften up our infrastructure and ready us for alien takeover.[/QUOTE]

How did you hear about this? You must report to the local FBI office at once for questioning. This is a matter of National Security.

Sincerely,

GWB
 
#53
#53
UT, Crompton (neither one if Zach comes to UT) will win NOTHING unless major Coaching changes take place.

I called it 7 years ago.
 
#55
#55
Not opinion, but FACT:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Gerald Jones is a playmaker, period.

Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard. It's another fist.

Austin Rogers has guts and reps the University with class.

The leading cause of death in America is heart disease, #2 is Chuck Norris.

Lennon Creer will benefit greatly from seeing Foster's work ethic.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Lennon Creer will be the next "great" back at Tennessee.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Larry Slade will retire.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Jakez4UT is the Volnation's answer to Fyodor Dostoevsky.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down.

GaVOl is the most level-headed poster on this board. Almost like he's running for office.

Chuck Norris is suing NBC, Law & Order are the trademarked names for his right and left legs.

I used to kind of miss OrangeSquare's fanatical, Jim Jonesesque, devotion until MBA arrived.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

And in closing, last, but not least, and you can actually take this to the bank and cash it....Tennesse beats Florida next year.
 
#56
#56
You say Rogers sucks, then point to Briscoe and Paige as validation that WRU is back. You lost any credibility there.
 
#57
#57
Miracle615 said:
I am the only one who hates Austin Rogers? He sucks.

Erik Ainge sucks. He might go in the 5th round. To the Colts. I called it.

The SECG is not all Ainges fault. At the end of the game we were in perfect field goal range. Lincoln missed two FGs before that and if were made, we would have been down on the 20-30 yd line with under a minute and a FG would win it. Even though Ainge still screwed us. But not all the blame on Ainge.

Taylor, Jones, Briscoe, Paige, WR U is back.

For those who have questions about Wilks. 1 word. Athlete. Dude won the school dunk contest at Smyrna when he was a freshman. Dude was 14. I watched him. Crazy!

With the talent next year, I think Cut will open up the playbook a lil more. He better...

Crompton is 2x the qb that Ainge is. We win it all before he leaves. I called it.
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Okay...

1.) Paige has done exactly what to make you think he is going to be a good one? Not that I don't agree I'm just not going to mention him in this statement untli he does something?

2.) I hate to burst your bubble but...Crompton may end up being a more effective QB but there is going to be a significant drop off in QB play to start next season
 
#60
#60
Miracle615 said:
I am the only one who hates Austin Rogers? He sucks.

Erik Ainge sucks. He might go in the 5th round. To the Colts. I called it.

The SECG is not all Ainges fault. At the end of the game we were in perfect field goal range. Lincoln missed two FGs before that and if were made, we would have been down on the 20-30 yd line with under a minute and a FG would win it. Even though Ainge still screwed us. But not all the blame on Ainge.

Taylor, Jones, Briscoe, Paige, WR U is back.

For those who have questions about Wilks. 1 word. Athlete. Dude won the school dunk contest at Smyrna when he was a freshman. Dude was 14. I watched him. Crazy!

With the talent next year, I think Cut will open up the playbook a lil more. He better...

Crompton is 2x the qb that Ainge is. We win it all before he leaves. I called it.
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Miracle why would you bash those guys like that. What is your agenda?
 
#61
#61
OrangeEmpire said:
The South is the only place in the world were you can find a mid-30s leather skinned grandma with a smokers cough wearing cutt off jean shorts.
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there's a grandmother in New Jersey that is whole heartily disagreeing with you right now.

Jakez4UT is the Volnation's answer to Fyodor Dostoevsky
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. After googling him, i'd actually have to agree.:eek:lol:
 
#62
#62
if there were a real life Jack Donnahee (sp?), this would be the perfect thread for him.
 
#63
#63
rockytop1956 said:
random opinions...
does anyone else think Jerry Jones is really an android?
i think we should pay players to scolly in college. it is unfair for them to have the same acad. requirements as other students and work what should be considered a full time schedule in their sport.. a free ride is not enough.
i think the word "racecar" was designed intentionally as an acronym.
we should lobby to have chris berman stop using the terms"new york football giants" and "st louis football cardinals"
kids are designed to be your punishment for how you treated your parents when you were young.
ex-wives never really go away, even though the word "ex" is used in the term.
hulk hogan is NOW going to run for office. he now has all of the qualifications.
alex rodriquez has perfected the art of alchemy...he can now cr** gold.
there is something inherently wrong with a society that pays professional athletes what they make while paying nurses and firemen what they make.
bush is one of the "first wave" of undercover alien invaders designed to soften up our infrastructure and ready us for alien takeover.
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My wife is a nurse, I agree!
 
#64
#64
rockytop1956 said:
random opinions...
does anyone else think Jerry Jones is really an android?
i think we should pay players to scolly in college. it is unfair for them to have the same acad. requirements as other students and work what should be considered a full time schedule in their sport.. a free ride is not enough.
i think the word "racecar" was designed intentionally as an acronym.
we should lobby to have chris berman stop using the terms"new york football giants" and "st louis football cardinals"
kids are designed to be your punishment for how you treated your parents when you were young.
ex-wives never really go away, even though the word "ex" is used in the term.
hulk hogan is NOW going to run for office. he now has all of the qualifications.
alex rodriquez has perfected the art of alchemy...he can now cr** gold.
there is something inherently wrong with a society that pays professional athletes what they make while paying nurses and firemen what they make.
bush is one of the "first wave" of undercover alien invaders designed to soften up our infrastructure and ready us for alien takeover.
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What is race car an acronym for ?
 
#66
#66
Fine Vol said:
Miracle why would you bash those guys like that. What is your agenda?
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Come on guys, you know we don't have to have an agenda. It's good times in our world where we can hide behind a computer screen and say anything we want in here to a fellow poster that doesn't agree with us, or name-call the kids that play football for our ''favorite'' college football team.
Austin Rogers dropped a few passes this year, so did other players, and Ainge threw some interceptions. Lincoln missed some FG's. Blah blah blah they've probably all messed up at one time or another this year. This is stupid. Im gonna go out on a limb and say Rogers didn't want to drop the passes he dropped. Ainge didn't want to throw those interceptions and saying you hate someone ought to be reserved for evil, not a kid playing football in college. Sorry, just my opinion.
 
#67
#67
racecar is a palindrome, not an acronym.

That's because 'racecar' spelled backwards is 'racecar'.

I think Eric Berry can help spoil T-Bow's Heisman tour stop in Knoxville next year. All we need is another 96-yard pick-6, and a couple of drops of the hammer.
 
#68
#68
rexvol said:
he meant palindrome
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gotcha. i thought maybe thats what he was shooting for, but since NASCAR is an acronym...race car might be...

Rental Agencies Cost Elvis Cars And Rent......Lord, I need coffee.
 
#72
#72
TheHill09 said:
i know for a fact that Austin Rogers' brother Zach reads these boards and he is being recruited by UT. Get this crap off.
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That's probably why a Vandy backer or bammer or whoever else is on his short list would do this. You don't do it to a school you love....that's for sure. Concern, criticism, and healthy critiqueing of million dollar coaches is one thing, flaming at a kid is another. Makes me suspicious :detective:
 
#73
#73
OrangeEmpire said:
The South is the only place in the world were you can find a mid-30s leather skinned grandma with a smokers cough wearing cutt off jean shorts.
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....ever been to eastern europe?
Professional men who go home from work and put on their "bad-guy" outfits are REALLY idiots. It's like playing cowboy and indian. Fake torn jeans, tat's, bandanas, leather....then church on sunday with the fam and in the office with your suit on by 8:00a.m. monday morning. Get a life, grow up. If you like riding bikes that's cool....just leave the costume in the closet.
P.S. The whole "making your bike loud to be cool" is patently flaming also. And, just so ya know you are invading my thoughts, my car, my hot-tub from two miles away, my family time and I'm about to start beaning you with a one pump red rider. It ain't cool, it flames and at that decible level your flaming in my space mister dress-up.
How's that for a random opinion?????
 
#75
#75
volbreaker said:
....ever been to eastern europe?
Professional men who go home from work and put on their "bad-guy" outfits are REALLY idiots. It's like playing cowboy and indian. Fake torn jeans, tat's, bandanas, leather....then church on sunday with the fam and in the office with your suit on by 8:00a.m. monday morning. Get a life, grow up. If you like riding bikes that's cool....just leave the costume in the closet.
P.S. The whole "making your bike loud to be cool is patently flaming also. And, just so ya know you are invading my thoughts, my car, my hot-tub from two miles away, my family time and I'm about to start beaning you with a one pump red rider. It ain't cool it flames and at that decible level your flaming in my space mister dress-up.
How's that for a random opinion?????
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Pretty damn funny actually..
 
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