Quotes out of context

[Orangeslice13]

So basically someone says something that becomes funny when quoted because you don’t have the context.

 

[Orangeslice13]

For example

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!"

 

[Orangeslice13]

Or

Eat his weight in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I like this thread idea.

I just got one for my birthday. Super pumped to get going.

Can I use regular zip locks and suck the air out? Or do I need the “special” bags?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Always results in a fight when I play with people.

So that's how you get banned from the mall...

 

[95 Vol Alum]

We have this thread.

 

[Orangeslice13]

We have this thread.

It doesn’t exist anymore.
Or at least it didn’t come up on my search.
And I think there’s been more than one.
This is the 2nd one I’ve started

 

[Orangeslice13]

Said you didn't work the pole. Is that not code? Now I'm even more confused.

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[Unknown Muppet]

You added Weezy's but not this one?

It’s not my thing but to each his own. I bet those outfits get hot. I wouldn’t like to sniff one. That’s about the extent of my opinion.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I too blame poor people. They’re the worst.

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[Orangeslice13]

Not ooc but still funny

I'm not even going to make fun of this because I truly feel bad about what a moron you've become.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

So, Joe, why are you permabanned from the skrip club?

Cause I beat their butts bad

 

[joevol33]

So, Joe, why are you permabanned from the skrip club?

I made the list!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Her voice makes me want to jam in ice pick in my ear

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[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

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I made it! Boom!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

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[Unknown Muppet]

I feel like we should consider a ridiculous things D4H says thread as a standalone.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I feel like we should consider a ridiculous things D4H says thread as a standalone.

There's about 3 of them in the NCAA forum

 

[Unknown Muppet]

They keep having a hobo problem at the office.

You should set him on fire

Seems extreme, but solutions driven.

 

[joevol33]

They keep having a hobo problem at the office.



Seems extreme, but solutions driven.

And it works

 

[Coastypop]

They keep having a hobo problem at the office.

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May want to set a couple aside for Lexi just in case the Charlie thing does not work out well....

And if not you will always have some cheap labor on hand

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’ll put just about anything in my mouth.

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[Tin Man]

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout

 

[Orangeslice13]

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Lololol

 

[Behr]

Happy New Years Joe. You should have brought some heat from Georgia. Ky is cold.

Is Icey Hot an acceptable alternative to KY?