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#2,307
#2,307
The first time I experienced the old crippled man running around I thought I was going to wet myself.

He literally came in with a walker and struggled to sit down. Then all of a sudden he screamed started waving his hands and literally started running.
 
#2,309
#2,309
I nudged my friend, who I was with, and asked him does he always do that and he said yeah, every service.

Mountain and Rural Churches can be quite interesting at times.
 
#2,310
#2,310
OrangeEmpire said:
The first time I experienced the old crippled man running around I thought I was going to wet myself.

He literally came in with a walker and struggled to sit down. Then all of a sudden he screamed started waving his hands and literally started running.
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Was Benny Hinn preaching? He was probably a plant.


I shouldn'ta said that.
 
#2,312
#2,312
Yep, that is what they told me. When he started doing it no one paid any attention to him but me.

Going to church with some of the family can be a real experience, especially in Bell County, Kentucky. I remember the first time I heard a singing pastor. Well...... praise God!.... Well!..... Hallelujuah!

Or when they bow your head for prayer and every one in the church prays.

Or better yet when you go the bait shop, which a local pastor owns, and you notice a box with air holes. You look at see a rattle snake and you also notice the air holes say John 3:16.
 
#2,315
#2,315
the paster at my church tries to sing, but he needs help in that area. :birgits_giggle: Its funny because when they have like sunday school appreciation day, they say if we make it to the goal of this number, the pasters will sing for us, but yet they set the bar so high, like if I were to bring a friend, my friend would have to bring a friend, and that friend would have to bring a friend for it to actually come close happen.
 
#2,316
#2,316
LadyinOrange said:
I thought you were kidding about the snakes.

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I have never been to a snake handling church, although Salvation on Sand Mountain is a great book, I have just seen the box at the bait shop.

My dad has been to a snake service, just to see what was going on but he ran as soon as they brought them out!
 
#2,318
#2,318
volwindy said:
the paster at my church tries to sing, but he needs help in that area. :birgits_giggle: Its funny because when they have like sunday school appreciation day, they say if we make it to the goal of this number, the pasters will sing for us, but yet they set the bar so high, like if I were to bring a friend, my friend would have to bring a friend, and that friend would have to bring a friend for it to actually come close happen.
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Does he sing/preach at the same time....?
 
#2,321
#2,321
there's the old joke about the guy that goes to a snake handling service. they bring the snakes out and he ask, "where's the back door?" "We dont have one." "Where do you want one." The apostle Paul knows about snake handling.
 
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