Purely Hypothetical

[Hurley Mooncalf]

Wayne Fontes

Always bugged me that he wore pants with no pockets on the sidelines.

 

[bpalmer28]

Schiano

It's funny. Was listening to sports radio this week (Jackson, MS) and they had Tom Luginbill on the show talking about Florida State and Tennessee. I almost laughed when he said, "Where Tennessee messed up was not hiring Greg Schiano... That guy knows what he's doing".

 

[RockHillOrange]

Thankfully for Joe and Saban, there's no height requirement to be coach...

Should there be a height requirement...does height give you an extra coaching gene?

 

[iamadoc]

There is no limit to the ignorance here.

Serves you right for asking the question.

 

[MoodyVol]

Thankfully for Joe and Saban, there's no height requirement to be coach...

Or an "oral fixation supplement" ban

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

If I were a criminal defense attorney, I would advocate for Urban Meyer like crazy......

 

[MoodyVol]

Should there be a height requirement...does height give you an extra coaching gene?

As long as no one over 5'3" stands in front of you...no

 

[RockHillOrange]

Serves you right for asking the question.

And your problem with the question is what exactly?

 

['Boro-vol]

I’d still like to see what Gary Patterson, Chris Peterson, or Mike Leach could do at this job.

 

[orangepenez]

It's funny. Was listening to sports radio this week (Jackson, MS) and they had Tom Luginbill on the show talking about Florida State and Tennessee. I almost laughed when he said, "Where Tennessee messed up was not hiring Greg Schiano... That guy knows what he's doing".

Hahaha “that guy knows what he’s doing.” Right, which is why he’s playing armchair quarterback like the rest of us on volnation this season.

 

[RockHillOrange]

As long as no one over 5'3" stands in front of you...no

?

 

[GTBATV]

If I were a criminal defense attorney, I would advocate for Urban Meyer like crazy......

Say what you will, Meyer and Saban both have won national titles at two different schools.

 

[MoodyVol]

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[LargeOrange1]

Tyler Summitt

He wouldn't like it....no on the team.

 

[McDad]

Bill Belichick

Saban and Bellicheck are the obvious answers when money is no object.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

?

We are to the facetious part of the thread where us wannabe comedians come in and hijack your thread by making jokes/one liners....

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

He wouldn't like it....no on the team.

Not so sure about that, looked to be plenty of pu--ies out there against GSU...

 

[RockHillOrange]

We are to the facetious part of the thread where us wannabe comedians come in and hijack your thread by making jokes/one liners....

Agreed...problem is our football team is a one liner.

 

[LargeOrange1]

Not so sure about that, looked to be plenty of pu--ies out there against GSU...

Lol....ok I laughed out loud.

 

[MoodyVol]

We are to the facetious part of the thread where us wannabe comedians come in and hijack your thread by making jokes/one liners....

Historically that is page 2-3... I may have premature articulated

 

[McDad]

Agreed...problem is our football team is a one liner.

More like a no liner. No O line. No D line.

 

[McDad]

Historically that is page 2-3... I may have premature articulated

Gotta control your excitement. Think about baseball or something.

 

[MoodyVol]

Gotta control your excitement. Think about baseball or something.

I kept thinking..."dead bunnies" but that only brought me to Dorothy Straton.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Historically that is page 2-3... I may have premature articulated

By your standards, that would have been post #2 of this thread...

 

[LargeOrange1]

Historically that is page 2-3... I may have premature articulated

That's OK....we've all been there. Premature Articulation is a serious problem for men all over America.