Private Meeting, I heard its true!!

[coffeevol]

So just wondering when and where is the next uber private meeting of boosters? Which super powers will our next coach have? Why is Pete Carroll leaving USC? Why is Gruden leaving Tampa? Why in the world are we talking about Kiffin? And Peyton Manning is retiring after this season to become head coach at UT? Am I missing anything?

 

[dantheman617]

I also heard that John Madden's name was in the mix

 

[DeMen7ed]

I heard Marino?

 

[KB5252]

We are also looking into a hiring a medium that will channel Vince Lombardhi and "the Bear" to be our offensive and defensive coordinators!

 

[rbroyles]

No BS, Hamilton has decided to turn the coach search over to Vol Nation to poll it's members for the next coach.

Expect a definitive answer in one or two years.

 

[DeMen7ed]

We are also looking into a hiring a medium that will channel Vince Lombardhi and "the Bear" to be our offensive and defensive coordinators!

I called a bluff but since you also heard it has to be true!

 

[NEVolFan]

Well I heard that Hamilton will fire all the coaches, and buy PS2...and call the plays himself.

 

[Cartervol]

Private meeting? I guess its too discuss how much of a raise to give phil after the season. They might go ahead and throw another rollover in there somewhere too.

 

[Volunteer2012]

i heard phil and hammy will be fired this week and pat summit will be named AD and HC

 

[TennTom]

You mean Belichick isn't coming?

 

[VOLup2uous]

I heard that they are going to do a reality show, and the winner will be the new HC.

 

[myrobbins7]

You mean Belichick isn't coming?

I wish he would, I really do.

 

[lawgator1]

I heard that they are taking Ted William's head, unfreezing it, and attaching it to Bear Bryant's body, running some electric current through the whole thing, and that the result will be your new head coach.

 

[dantheman617]

What about Tebow? He seems like a good contender?

 

[General_Neyland]

Well, No joke, I heard....................

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

I heard that they are taking Ted William's head, unfreezing it, and attaching it to Bear Bryant's body, running some electric current through the whole thing, and that the result will be your new head coach.

We don't care what you heard.

 

[VolDad]

I am tracking the plane. I will keep you posted.

 

[615 Vol]

Private meeting? I guess its too discuss how much of a raise to give phil after the season. They might go ahead and throw another rollover in there somewhere too.

They realized the 8 win thing was a little unfair to Phil so they decided to lower that to 3 games also. At the same time they have cancelled future matchups to Nebraska and Oklahoma and replaced them with Tennessee St., Tennessee Tech and Tennessee-Martin so that Tennessee could be more state friendly.

 

[VOLup2uous]

We don't care what you heard.

That's not very nice.

 

[myrobbins7]

That's not very nice.

I thought it was funny. Nothing like pissing off a UF fan first thing Monday morning.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

That's not very nice.

Are you the VN mom? LIO won't be very happy if she hears someone is running on her turf.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Meeting is set at Krytals on the strip. Free fries for everyone.

 

[faildozer]

I heard that they are taking Ted William's head, unfreezing it, and attaching it to Bear Bryant's body, running some electric current through the whole thing, and that the result will be your new head coach.

beep beep

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Hahahah

 

[VOLup2uous]

Are you the VN mom? LIO won't be very happy if she hears someone is running on her turf.

I'm not trying to step on anyones toes just trying to be nice. eace: No one hates the Gators any more than I do I live in Florida..