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When looking at UbranDictionary.com, if you were to put in "tiger high" the following would come up:

commonly used to refer to the University of Memphis (formerly Memphis State University). Generally the quality of education being considered so poor that Memphis residents regard the UofM as little more than high school part 2.

mother: you best study or else you'll end up at tiger high.

Urban Dictionary: tiger high
 
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UT is the University of Tennessee (est 1794), not the University of Texas (est 1883). UT was a school before Texas was a state...a state in whice Tennessee founded I might add. The University of Texas was refered to as 'TU' (and still is by UT and Texas A&M)until they decided how much cooler UT sounded and decided that is what they wanted their school to be called. TU has attempted to steal UT's logos (the interlocked UT symbol and the Power T),and colors (TU is burnt orange and white while UT is hunting orange and white. UT was also orange and white first), and traditions even though Tennessee was voted #1 football weekend by Sports Illistrated in 2005, and UT's sporting facilities seat more people and sell more tickets annually than any TU sport. I'm surprised they haven't changed their school fight song to Rocky Top. UT is the University of Tennessee. Get your facts right b*$%#s. Don't believe me...go to UTsports.com


From urban dictionary:eek:lol:
 
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USAF_Vol said:
UT is the University of Tennessee (est 1794), not the University of Texas (est 1883). UT was a school before Texas was a state...a state in whice Tennessee founded I might add. The University of Texas was refered to as 'TU' (and still is by UT and Texas A&M)until they decided how much cooler UT sounded and decided that is what they wanted their school to be called. TU has attempted to steal UT's logos (the interlocked UT symbol and the Power T),and colors (TU is burnt orange and white while UT is hunting orange and white. UT was also orange and white first), and traditions even though Tennessee was voted #1 football weekend by Sports Illistrated in 2005, and UT's sporting facilities seat more people and sell more tickets annually than any TU sport. I'm surprised they haven't changed their school fight song to Rocky Top. UT is the University of Tennessee. Get your facts right b*$%#s. Don't believe me...go to UTsports.com


From urban dictionary:eek:lol:
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I beg to differ on one point. UT isn't hunting orange. That would make us florescent orange. We are Vol orange, which is now a legitimate color at Home Depot and Lowe's. Closest would be pumpkin orange, other than the above. I would never want to be catagorized with the same orange as Syracuse.

On another note, Texas needs to stick to their steer T, and leave our power T alone!
 
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I liked the one after that too:

I would have to agree with Mr. Parks, UT is the University of Tennessee. Tennessee did everything before Texas did. Texas has been following in Tennessee's footsteps for years. The University of Tennessee existed first, was orange and white first, and went undefeated and won a national championship with a black quarterback first. Considering the history of the University of Texas we can predict the future. The Longhorns will start two freshman quarterbacks this coming season, and go 5-6 the following season. They will then hire a Jewish basketball coach from the north and he will be very succuessful. And another note, the Vols are 3-1 all time versus Texas. Two of those wins occuring in the Lone Star State, one being the Cotton Bowl. Tennessee's men's and women's basketball teams both beat Texas in 2005. God Bless the Vols

Tennessee can mess with Texas, because we founded the state. UT is in one place and one place only, Knoxville, Tennessee.
 
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The best one in Urban dictionary is "O'Charley's Posse"

:eek:lol: :lolabove: :peace2: :whistling:
 
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