Prayer to God: "Please let Lane shut them up"

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Oracle69

Oracle69

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"Lame Kitten", "Big mouth", "Boy blunder".........I read it after every article about CLK.....

Please let Lane shut them up.............please???
 
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Oracle69 said:
"Lame Kitten", "Big mouth", "Boy blunder".........I read it after every article about CLK.....

Please let Lane shut them up.............please???
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At this stage it remans a coin toss as to who needs to zip it!
 
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Naw.....still on the fence, and under the radar for those who attach labels.
 
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Would it be wrong of me to pray for Tim Tebow to be diagnosed with Herpes?

If not, would it be wrong for me to further pray that he announce said diagnosis at a press conference attended by his pastor and that girl from Law's photo with the huge knockers; and still further that it be revealed at the presser that he does not understand the definition of "premarital sex"?
 
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Congratulations on being the first one to come up with the idea to start this thread. You indeed a visionary and trend setter. Keep up the great work sparky.
 
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hohenfelsvol said:
Congratulations on being the first one to come up with the idea to start this thread. You indeed a visionary and trend setter. Keep up the great work sparky.
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Thanks.....It seemed to me that since you obviously had the market cornered on the un-original sarcasm that I would take a different route.....but thanks for the backhanded compliment anyway.
 
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kcvols1 said:
Would it be wrong of me to pray for Tim Tebow to be diagnosed with Herpes?

If not, would it be wrong for me to further pray that he announce said diagnosis at a press conference attended by his pastor and that girl from Law's photo with the huge knockers; and still further that it be revealed at the presser that he does not understand the definition of "premarital sex"?
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Never wrong to pray for bad things to happen to Timmy Teabag.
 
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I don't believe in prayer. But Karma is a beeyatch. All these trashtalkers coming on our boards and trolling the forums are going to pay.
 
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SEC coaches will be eating crow pretty soon when Lane and Monte start kicking some behinds.
 
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kcvols1 said:
Would it be wrong of me to pray for Tim Tebow to be diagnosed with Herpes?

If not, would it be wrong for me to further pray that he announce said diagnosis at a press conference attended by his pastor and that girl from Law's photo with the huge knockers; and still further that it be revealed at the presser that he does not understand the definition of "premarital sex"?
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Per special request, your daily dose of the clap, sir:
 

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Volingatorland said:
I don't believe in prayer. But Karma is a beeyatch. All these trashtalkers coming on our boards and trolling the forums are going to pay.
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Interesting. I've always wondered who is responsible for distributing Karma. The Tooth Fairy? Easter Bunny? Peter Pan?
 
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Karma is a myth.

I hope.

'Cause if its not, I just guaranteed myself a flat tire tonight.
 
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JZVOL said:
True. I was not expecting that picture in a thread about prayer...
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LOL. Actually, when you think about it, she has probably answered a few in her time.

(She has never to my knowledge been identified, which I find interesting. You would think in this day and age she would cash in on her quasi-celeb status. I say good for her.)
 
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Karma is naturally occurring. Nothing "distributes" it, but there's a ton of times where it has applied. What goes around, comes around.
 
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lawgator1 said:
LOL. Actually, when you think about it, she has probably answered a few in her time.

(She has never to my knowledge been identified, which I find interesting. You would think in this day and age she would cash in on her quasi-celeb status. I say good for her.)
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Haha, that's terrible.

That's the truth, I'm shocked Maxim, Playboy or one of those haven't approached her.
 
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