OrangeEmpire
The White Debonair
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When deployed, we superglued a bunch of change next to the hangout spot on the sidewalk.
Watch people try to pick up the change. Hilarious stuff. Especially around a common area.
That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.:clapping: We have done that, as well. Just a single quarter is so funny. It is amazing how swiftly momentum can be changed. Not to mention how many go back to try repeatedly. It is almost impossible to pry it up, when superglued to the right sort of surface.:dance2:
Just picture someone in your head trying to pick up a quarter twice.....then kick it, realize it is glued, look around and get pissed. PURE EFFIN COMEDY!!!!!
They just came to a complete stop in the first place to seize the quarter. Oh god, that is too funny.
Now, that's a pretty good one. Writing it down in my things to do book now...You know those little sprinkle thingies on your kitchen sink? The things that have a hose on them that u can use to wash dishes and such with? Well I used to get those and aim them straight ahead and get a rubber band and tie it around the handle. So that when someone cuts the water on, they get soaked...got many of butt beatings on that one!
My 13 year old got his Mom with that one last weekYou know those little sprinkle thingies on your kitchen sink? The things that have a hose on them that u can use to wash dishes and such with? Well I used to get those and aim them straight ahead and get a rubber band and tie it around the handle. So that when someone cuts the water on, they get soaked...got many of butt beatings on that one!
I have executed that many times. Always good for some laughs.You know those little sprinkle thingies on your kitchen sink? The things that have a hose on them that u can use to wash dishes and such with? Well I used to get those and aim them straight ahead and get a rubber band and tie it around the handle. So that when someone cuts the water on, they get soaked...got many of butt beatings on that one!
smearing door handles with Pine Sap was always fun, not lewd or anything but the facial expressions are priceless...we'd actually de-limb some of the pines in a stand near the house so we'd have more ammo.
We also did the old knock on the front door, then run to the back door, side door, window, whatever, and knock, and repeat. That ended when a 400lb lady chased us with a framing hammer for about 1/4 mile, then called my dad.
Also told my little cousin that to join my club (he was about 6 so believed crap like that, i was maybe 12 or 13) he had to moon the next 5 cars that drove by. We lived on a state road, fairly busy at the time, so it was actually more like 10 or 12 cars....don't you know, the last car to see his bare ass was my grandfather. My ass got a good whuppin that day.
Or TeePee'ing a house then takeing a roll of toilet paper and tearing EACH SHEET off and COVERING their yard with it...
... We once went to my youth leaders house and "broke" in to her house and took her own toilet paper and rolled her house with it! It was funny!!!!
