Post Your Dear John Currie Letters Here

#51
#51
malinoisvol said:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fake coach search
that started from the A Ds office,
And a Columbus, Ohio trip.
The AD is a Haslam guy,
Beverly is brave and sure,
John Currie set out that day,
To hire his buddy Greg
His buddy Greg.
You know it started getting rough,
When Shiano's name was tossed.
If not for the courage of the VolNation
the program would be lost.
The program would be lost.
Now the program is stuck on the Blue Light Coaching Aisle
with John Currie,
Beverly Davenport, too.
The millionaire Haslam and his strife,
the football star,
Fulmer and the rest of us,
Here on the Blue Light Coaching Aisle.



So this is the tale of our Athletic Department,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The AD and our Chancellor, too
will do their very best,
to make VolNation comfortable
In this Effed up coaching mess.
No phone, no press, no jet airplanes
not the best coach could it be.
like Mike Hamilton before them,
We're screwed beyond belief.
So join us here each day my friends,
For this wild and crazy ride,
I'm sure we'll be stuck a while
here on the Blue Light Coaches Aisle!
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#52
#52
Dear John,

I gotta joke for ya.

What does a man with a mullet have in common with a 6-6 coach?

They’d both rather die than work for you.

Good one, huh?

Sincerely,
Worst Joke Ever
 
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#53
#53
Dear John,

After reading the open letter defending the hiring process regarding Greg Schiano, I think you need to be made aware that some idiot has hacked into your website and is writing incredibly foolish things on it. You might want to take immediate action to correct this.

Sincerely,
A Concerned Vols Fan
 
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#58
#58
Dear John,
You killed my alma mater. I hope you die soon and are buried in a well marked public cemetery. I will visit often to relieve my bowels on your grave.
Very Sincerely
 
#64
#64
Dear John,
What did you really do for a living before you accepted the UT job? It's obvious you don't know the first thing about a college athletic department, especially a big time one. I want to know how you perpetrated this fraud on the good people of Tennessee.

Please just GTFO now!!!!

MT
 
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#70
#70
Dear John,

Please tell me the rumors aren’t true...that you screwed up the Gruden hire by not allowing him to have enough control. If so....oh man.

Sincerely,
Done Playing Around
 
#73
#73
Dear John,

I can only imagine how difficult it must be to sell a beautiful city, a prestigious program, a low tax rate, top notch facilities, and millions of dollars.

Sincerely,
No one ever
 
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