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#26
#26
McDad said:
Dear Mr Currie,
I want to look you straight in the eye and tell you what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey **** you are!!!

Sincerely,

McDad.
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I see you went seasonal...NICE! :thumbsup:
 
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#27
Dear John,

My extended Family is beyond pissed and asked me to relay this message.

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Square up, do the right thing or GTFO.... Son, you have angered a bunch of bigheaded, bearded Scotchmen who bleed Orange and do not give a damn about you or your power hungry games.

Make Good Choices,

CH_V
 
#28
#28
Negan said:
Little Chicken Currie,

When you were announced as AD at Tennessee, I was concerned. When you took forever to fire Butch Jones but scoured on the field after games, I was concerned. Now that all of Vol Nation knows you actually enjoy the taste of Haslam's Jimmy, I am more concerned than ever. It is clear that you are not fit to run our athletic program, and it would be smart if you resigned from Tennessee immediately. Unfortunately, I don't believe you are very smart so I must hope that you are terminated sooner rather than later. I hope that in the very near future both you and babbling Beverly both find yourselves unemployed. Your coaching search is pathetic, and you are acting like a child who has never been to a toy store before. As for Bev, I simply can't stand her because something about her reminds me Nancy Pelosi, and if she had anything to do with hiring then she must be an idiot. Anyways, I won't take up anymore of your time since I know you are in the middle of a panicked coach search right now, and trying your best to further run our program into the ground.

Sincerely,

Negan
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Negan!...ha
 
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Dear Mr. Currie,

I have been a season ticket holder since the mid-80s. I just want you to know that I have never, and I mean never, been so disappointed in an individual as I am in you. Greg Schiano should have NEVER been on our radar as a prospective coach even if he had never worked at PSU. If you had done any, and I mean any, homework, and examined the trails that he left behind at both Rutgers and Tampa Bay, you surely would have seen he was not a people person, nor a player person. But, no, you had to listen to Haslam, because you are beholding to him, and want his contributions for the remodel of Neyland.

I hope you can sleep at night. You are probably the most hated man in the State of Tennessee....think about that....how does that make you feel? Greg Schiano was a terrible choice as a coach, irrespective of his alleged baggage. You put your loyalty to Big $ Jimmy Haslam above your loyalty to your University, and to the millions who entrusted you to be a guiding force for our athletic department. Do us all a favor, resign... and maybe we can find someone who truly loves the University of Tennesse and is not a pawn to someone who helped him get a job. I am truly sickened by your actions.

The most hated man in Tennessee...let that sink in.

xxxxxx




I actually sent this email to the loser...
 
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Dear John,

Your sacrificial efforts have provided our families with financial security for years to come. Thank you, thank you, thank you! Trust us when we say our husbands have never looked smarter!!!

Merry Christmas!

From The SEC East Athletic Directors’ Wives
 
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dd4vols said:
Dear Mr. Currie,

I have been a season ticket holder since the mid-80s. I just want you to know that I have never, and I mean never, been so disappointed in an individual as I am in you. Greg Schiano should have NEVER been on our radar as a prospective coach even if he had never worked at PSU. If you had done any, and I mean any, homework, and examined the trails that he left behind at both Rutgers and Tampa Bay, you surely would have seen he was not a people person, nor a player person. But, no, you had to listen to Haslam, because you are beholding to him, and want his contributions for the remodel of Neyland.

I hope you can sleep at night. You are probably the most hated man in the State of Tennessee....think about that....how does that make you feel? Greg Schiano was a terrible choice as a coach, irrespective of his alleged baggage. You put your loyalty to Big $ Jimmy Haslam above your loyalty to your University, and to the millions who entrusted you to be a guiding force for our athletic department. Do us all a favor, resign... and maybe we can find someone who truly loves the University of Tennesse and is not a pawn to someone who helped him get a job. I am truly sickened by your actions.

The most hated man in Tennessee...let that sink in.

xxxxxx




I actually sent this email to the loser...
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Maybe he framed it as a memento.
 
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#35
Dear John Currie,

I hate you so much. I would wish bad things for you and you're family but I am a christian. Hire Kiffin or that's just not going to be enough anymore. You suck, sincerely...no like you sincerely suck.
 
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#37
Dear John Currie,

If you aren’t fired by the time you read this, I am putting in my application to be the next head coach at the University of Tennessee. After seeing your preferred candidate, I believe I can match his output for much less of a cost to the University. My qualifications for this job is a 142-50 record, with 4 Super Bowl rings on my Cleveland Browns Madden 18 Franchise, and I was the head coach of a School Championship Tellico Plains Fightin' Lady Bears Powderpuff team. Considering how well I’m currently doing at Cleveland, you can also forward this to Jimmy Haslam. I would cost him a heck of a lot less than Hue Jackson and I would probably win more games. Heck, he could appoint me CEO of Pilot as well, he doesn’t seem to know what’s going on there either, unlike me turning his trashy franchise around in Madden. In addition to my stellar Madden career and wonderful Powderpuff coaching record, I also have no connections to Penn State, hearsay or otherwise. They did contact me once after my third Super Bowl win but I told them “LOL NO.” I also only request a salary of 100k a year. I am very affordable for a coach of my status, and considering you have to pay a guy 20 million for never having stepped foot on campus, you need me. You can contact me on Facebook. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Your Homerun Hire, volunteer96

P.S. Jimmy Haslam, if you want me to run the Browns and Pilot at the same time, I will only require a 150k total salary. I know the Browns are hard up for money after losing so many games and Pilot is hard up for money after your administration stole all the money. Thanks for the consideration Mr. Haslam. I hope I to hear from you soon.
 
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volunteer96 said:
Dear John Currie,

If you aren’t fired by the time you read this, I am putting in my application to be the next head coach at the University of Tennessee. After seeing your preferred candidate, I believe I can match his output for much less of a cost to the University. My qualifications for this job is a 142-50 record, with 4 Super Bowl rings on my Cleveland Browns Madden 18 Franchise, and I was the head coach of a School Championship Tellico Plains Fightin' Lady Bears Powderpuff team. Considering how well I’m currently doing at Cleveland, you can also forward this to Jimmy Haslam. I would cost him a heck of a lot less than Hue Jackson and I would probably win more games. Heck, he could appoint me CEO of Pilot as well, he doesn’t seem to know what’s going on there either, unlike me turning his trashy franchise around in Madden. In addition to my stellar Madden career and wonderful Powderpuff coaching record, I also have no connections to Penn State, hearsay or otherwise. They did contact me once after my third Super Bowl win but I told them “LOL NO.” I also only request a salary of 100k a year. I am very affordable for a coach of my status, and considering you have to pay a guy 20 million for never having stepped foot on campus, you need me. You can contact me on Facebook. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Your Homerun Hire, volunteer96

P.S. Jimmy Haslam, if you want me to run the Browns and Pilot at the same time, I will only require a 150k total salary. I know the Browns are hard up for money after losing so many games and Pilot is hard up for money after your administration stole all the money. Thanks for the consideration Mr. Haslam. I hope I to hear from you soon.
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John says your qualifications look great, but your winning percentage is much higher than he’d prefer.
 
#39
#39
CopperHead_Vol said:
Dear John,

My extended Family is beyond pissed and asked me to relay this message.

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Square up, do the right thing or GTFO.... Son, you have angered a bunch of bigheaded, bearded Scotchmen who bleed Orange and do not give a damn about you or your power hungry games.

Make Good Choices,

CH_V
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BOT is meeting today. Hope they’re wearing war paint.
 
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#41
Dear John,

Papa Brohm and I thank you for handing our boy one of the most prestigious coaching positions in college football. You think even more highly of Lil’ Jeff than we do.

Grateful,
Papa and Mama Brohm
 
#43
#43
Currie- how are things at the big house going? They taking good care of you? Hope you like the horizontal stripes on you.

And btw, if Brohm or any other inadequate coach is offered the job, your sentence will be extended to life plus, you will have to watch the Vandy game 24/7.
 
#44
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I actually wrote to Currie. It may be perused by his staff or just dumped when he clears his inbox. I looked to post it here, but, it wouldn't fit with the ranting vents populating this thread.
 
#45
#45
Dear Mr. Currie,

Have you ever been told you look like an ugly caricature of the devil? That's right, you are an ugly SOB. Your money doesn't change that. We know you came here for the money and don't care about football. We don't care about your letters or your 300 whatever million renovations. You speak through a filter as through you are a well read Butch Jones. One who is clueless of how his audience thinks. In closing you remind me of a woman politician who says and does anything for money, is a careless fool, and does not accept blame, Hillary Clinton.

Not yours truly,

-Someone with balls

Now leave before you are ran out with pitchforks. Yes we are Tennesseans.
 
#47
#47
Dear John,

In drafting possible speeches for when you announce the new coach, I came to realize that you are going to be laughed off the stage the moment you open your mouth. It’s not my place to make this recommendation, but would you ask the third-party who broke the bad news to Schiano to introduce the new coach instead. It would really make my job easier.

Thanks,
Your Speech Writer
 
#48
#48
Dear John,

See ya wouldn't want to be ya hopefully after this coaching search is over we can begin an AD search. That is all.
 
#49
#49
Dear John,

While I appreciate your thoughtful analysis & decision on the Lady Vol issue it seems that you didn't have a real plan for the one key decision that an AD at Tennessee must make - specifically, the head football coach hire!

I'm sad because you didn't seem to have a prioritized list based on talent, you had a "friends list", and one that was likely derived from a booster list.

This forfeiture of your duties to boosters indicates to me that you may not be of the right character to hold this position.

Then I hear that you didn't use a search firm. That level of arrogance indicates that you think you have all the answers and don't need help.

Well, sadly, you needed help. You didn't get help. This next hire will be the legacy that you will be measured by. AND YOU LET JIM HASLAM make that decision for you. That's sad.

You will probably be out in the next 5 years and we'll start again.
 
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fake coach search
that started from the A Ds office,
And a Columbus, Ohio trip.
The AD is a Haslam guy,
Beverly is brave and sure,
John Currie set out that day,
To hire his buddy Greg
His buddy Greg.
You know it started getting rough,
When Shiano's name was tossed.
If not for the courage of the VolNation
the program would be lost.
The program would be lost.
Now the program is stuck on the Blue Light Coaching Aisle
with John Currie,
Beverly Davenport, too.
The millionaire Haslam and his strife,
the football star,
Fulmer and the rest of us,
Here on the Blue Light Coaching Aisle.



So this is the tale of our Athletic Department,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The AD and our Chancellor, too
will do their very best,
to make VolNation comfortable
In this Effed up coaching mess.
No phone, no press, no jet airplanes
not the best coach could it be.
like Mike Hamilton before them,
We're screwed beyond belief.
So join us here each day my friends,
For this wild and crazy ride,
I'm sure we'll be stuck a while
here on the Blue Light Coaches Aisle!
 
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