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[malinoisvol]

Has got @Souce tongue-tied.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Covers himself with dirt in the garden while he identifies as a piece of cat poop.

 

[Behr]

Would spend a month's worth of paychecks to acquire tickets to a Taylor Swift/Walker Hayes 3 day festival.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Knows damn well that $368 won't get me a ticket to that show.

 

[Behr]

Should quit the Aldean tour bus gig and get a real job.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Was the inspiration for Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder.

 

[Behr]

Was the inspiration for Bobby in Deliverance.

 

[Souce]

Gets sexually aroused by new watch technology

 

[Behr]

Little fruit loop Is thinking about me being sexually aroused right now.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Missed work with a serious case of disco fever

 

[Behr]

Knows souce is a dumbass.

 

[Souce]

His nickname around Fort Myers is Lucy.

 

[malinoisvol]

Goes to Ft. Myers daily in search of Lucy.

 

[Behr]

Sissy above him likes Vienna sausages cause he heard they had little peckers in them.

 

[Souce]

Donated her little pecker to the Vienna sausage company after she had her transition surgery.

 

[GordonC]

had her pecker refused by the Vienna sausage company because it was too itty bitty

 

[Toujours Pret]

Carries around a megaphone and claims to be Jimmy Hart

 

[Tin Man]

Posts too seldom in the Zone these days.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Isn't my parole officer

 

[GordonC]

is well-known around these parts because he wears a "Telford Twink" t-shirt

 

[Toujours Pret]

Has been found hog tied covered in bacon grease behind the Sulphur Springs Baptist Church 7 Wednesdays in a row

 

[Behr]

Smells like bacon and Holy Water the last 7 Wednesday nights.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Goes for extra colonoscopy every year for “fun”.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Swims in jeans

 

[loggervol]

Has cock fights in his basement.