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[joevol33]

Has a secret room where he watches gun shows like porn

 

[Behr]

Still takes the uniform off his GI Joe when he takes a shower with him.

 

[Behr]

 

[joevol33]

Gonna trigger Souce with that gif

 

[Toujours Pret]

Moonlights as a caddie at putt putt courses in Gatlinburg

 

[joevol33]

Spends all his money on spray tans

 

[NEVolFan]

Counted to 6... once.

 

[joevol33]

Wears diapers for fun

 

[Behr]

Jelli cause he has to.

 

[joevol33]

Goes to the local school board meetings to complain, even though he has no kids in school

 

[Behr]

Could be NorCals kid at the park to help him pick up chicks.

 

[joevol33]

Has traded his body for bacon

 

[Toujours Pret]

Microwaves fish at work

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Enjoys garlic and onion smoothies.

 

[joevol33]

Eats dinner on the toilet

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Passes out his personal business cards at truck stops.

 

[joevol33]

Tried to open a body shop with a hammer and spray paint

 

[Toujours Pret]

Tells strangers that he's Dwight Yoakums son

 

[joevol33]

Tries to use "I've had all my shots " to pick up women

 

[NEVolFan]

Brings family to the Costco free sample stands for Saturday night dinner.

 

[joevol33]

Banned from buffet lines in 10 states

 

[Toujours Pret]

Has had 3 jokes published in readers digest.

 

[joevol33]

Started a phone sex service for prisoners

 

[Nooga]

Participated in the phone sex line while incarcerated

 

[Behr]

Lives in his momma's basement with Cornflakes and souce and TFG.