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[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Tests mouse traps with his nipples.

 

[tnuhcvols]

Life experiences serve him well in this thread

 

[joevol33]

Is a spokesman for depends

 

[tnuhcvols]

Calls repeatedly asking when will we market superhero depends

 

[joevol33]

Makes eye contact at the urinal

 

[Behr]

Does too or he wouldn't know.

 

[joevol33]

Still has his imaginary friend

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Even his pet rock ran away.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Teaches stranger's kids swear words

 

[joevol33]

Gives kids the exlax chocolate and tells tgem it's hersheys

 

[Toujours Pret]

Sells encyclopedias door to door

 

[Behr]

Always smells like Ben gay.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Has Ben Gay recently

 

[Behr]

Always has Ben gay just never had anybody to share it with.

 

[malinoisvol]

Mayonnaise fascist.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Waits for the green to clear on Par 4's before teeing off

 

[joevol33]

Smack talked tiger woods on Twitter because he won a game of putt putt once

 

[Toujours Pret]

Wasn't there the day I played prehistoric golf to 3 under in the rain.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Has never passed a field sobriety test...ever.

 

[Behr]

Penis is blue from being soaked in Miracle Grow so often.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Cares way to much about my penis.

 

[Behr]

Thinks I wish it was bigger.

 

[VIF]

Thinks I wish it was bigger.

Porn name is Peter Dragon

 

[Behr]

Is known for always telling the truth.

 

[VIF]

always has rope on hand