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[joevol33]

Throws the remote at the TV when they say something he doesn't like

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Got bit on the chest the other day by a mosquito and thought he was growing a fourth nipple.

 

[Behr]

Just posted a gif of him popping a pimple on his pecker.

 

[malinoisvol]

Admired said pimple.

 

[Behr]

Gonna watch while humping a warm apple pie

 

[joevol33]

Prefers making out with pecan pie

 

[Tin Man]

But, messin' 'round with a catfish... That's crossin' a line!

 

[malinoisvol]

Always trying to get a piece of bass from joe.

 

[Tin Man]

Always trying to get a piece of bass from joe.

 

[joevol33]

Obsessed with Ray liota

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Tries to catch his farts in a Ziplock bag so he can enjoy them later.

 

[joevol33]

Still holds his wife's head under the covers when he farts

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Should know that is actually a true statement!

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

and its called a Dutch oven...

 

[hmanvolfan]

Blew the walls out of the bedroom when a spark ignited one of his Dutch ovens.

 

[Behr]

Will be putting a helmet on that squirrel pretty soon.

 

[joevol33]

Eats his popcorn without butter

 

[Behr]

Wants to "butter my popcorn"

 

[joevol33]

Wants extra butter

 

[Behr]

Would have to borrow it.

 

[volfanbill]

Really wants chocolate grasshoppers instead of popcorn

 

[Behr]

Is missing out if he's never had fried grasshoppers or crickets.

 

[joevol33]

Probably won't believe I've eaten ranch flavored grasshoppers

 

[Behr]

Wants to be an extra in one of my movies.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Should tell people his movies are midget porn.