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[joevol33]

Uses hairspray on his back hair

 

[Behr]

Will to when he grows up.

 

[joevol33]

Grows tomatoes in his bathroom

 

[GordonC]

is not allowed at any 4H meetings, schools, or county fairs after his "animal husbandry exhibit" (Kentucky style) traumatized all the childerns

 

[joevol33]

Thinks his cookies are actually made by elves in trees

 

[GordonC]

is one of those elves, but is afraid of heights, so he is an outcast among his own

 

[Behr]

Has half neckit men in his avi.

 

[joevol33]

Smokes poison ivy

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Tried coke but the ice cubes got stuck in his nose

 

[GordonC]

Is jelly because he got the straw stuck and didn't get that fahr

 

[joevol33]

Thought Full House was a TV show about playing poker

 

[GordonC]

Calls his drawers "full house" after a heapin' helpin' of Golden Corral

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Thought the twins on full house were Rebecca’s chesticles.

 

[joevol33]

Shows up to pta meetings where he has no kids in the school

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Should know you meet the best single moms there

 

[joevol33]

Thought Subaru outback was a foreign steakhouse

 

[GordonC]

thought all "crossover" SUVs had gender reassignment surgery

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Thought Jesus to be a Nissan man since he said the disciples were in one accord.

 

[Behr]

Doesn't know a Honda from a Suzuki.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Thinks Fonda has a motor in the back of her Honda...

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Is dodging potholes in his sunburnt Silverado

 

[GordonC]

Is dodging sun in his pot-burnt Pinto

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Doesn’t know we were quoting songs.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Is a party pooper

 

[joevol33]

Doesn't like Halloween because everyone dresses like him