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[joevol33]

Walks like a Slinky

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Wife pushes him down the stairs.

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

Secretly loves Chick-Fil-A.

 

[joevol33]

Now regrets that Dooley tattoo

 

[NEVolFan]

Shaddup Joe!

 

[joevol33]

Is triggered!

 

[NEVolFan]

Sprained is ankle falling off his steppi.

 

[joevol33]

Doesn't need a steppi cause he rides the bears

 

[NEVolFan]

Added wheels to his steppi and now has a scooter.

 

[joevol33]

Wanted to be a professional toilet flusher when he was a kid

 

[NEVolFan]

Should know I have 200 plungers and sell them at flea markets,

 

[joevol33]

Mixes exlax in his wheaties

 

[NEVolFan]

Had an idea once.... it died of loneliness.

 

[joevol33]

Was banned from Christmas for trying to jingle Santa's bells

 

[NEVolFan]

Had to use his steppi stool when he worked with Santa’s elves.

 

[joevol33]

Gets confused making ramen noodles

 

[Toujours Pret]

Sings 'The Humpty Dance' while being booked into the county jail.

 

[joevol33]

Offered a hooker nyquil as a trade off

 

[NEVolFan]

Hides in his trash bin to scare the Sanitation Engineers.

 

[joevol33]

Thinks taco bell is authentic Mexican food

 

[GordonC]

spends more seconds on the bidet in "recreational" time each day than all the Zoners log steps (combined) in their little watchie appie thingies

 

[Toujours Pret]

Should know that collectively we may log 1 mile walking a day.

 

[joevol33]

Asked for a happy ending at his dentist

 

[GordonC]

asked the proctologist if he was gonna "only get one" happy ending

 

[joevol33]

Dreamed of being an ant farmer all his life