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[BigO95]

Tried to arrest the Easter Bunny

 

[vol445]

Passes gas in church

 

[BigO95]

Can poot amazing Grace

 

[vol445]

Gave up a lucrative career in the worlds oldest profession

 

[BigO95]

Has the world's biggest booger collection

 

[82_VOL_83]

Was bigger before he ate part of it.

 

[BigO95]

Is president of the Richard Simmons fan club and has all his videos

 

[82_VOL_83]

Enlightened 82/83 that there was a Richard Simmons fan club.

 

[BigO95]

Loves sweating to the oldies in his wife's yoga pants..

 

[82_VOL_83]

Doesn't realize Yoga pants in her size would explode if I put them on.

 

[joevol33]

Just finished trying them on anyway

 

[BigO95]

Should look up Tim Hawkins song about yoga pants on YouTube

 

[vol445]

Tried to hard

 

[joevol33]

Has never been told those words

 

[BigO95]

Is hooked on watching the Teletubbies

 

[vol445]

Stuck in the twilight zone

 

[BigO95]

Has a crush on Rosey O'Donnell

 

[Tin Man]

Attends three events. In the first, he's seated amidst Episcopalians. In the second, he's seated amidst members of a reformed Jewish congregation. In the third, he's seated amidst Muslims. After each, he goes home and prays for their souls when he should be praying to God for humility and thanking God for reminding him of the glorious gift of free will and what it means to the life he will live amidst God's extraordinary creation.

 

[BigO95]

Should know that I would do good service praying all the above mentioned prayers and that he should be a man of prayer too.
Should also know that every denomination of believers have lost people amongst them, Jesus Christ had Judas.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Speaking of lost.

 

[BigO95]

Wants to be Zoro

 

[hmanvolfan]

Drives around the neighborhood yelling hi ho Silver.

 

[joevol33]

Eats cat meat

 

[Behr]

Wants to massage hair conditioner all in 95's back hair and blow dry it.

 

[joevol33]

Gonna dress like maverick when he watches top gun