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[joevol33]

Likes to dance with squatches.

 

[Tin Man]

Talks to his ribeyes the way Leonard spoke to his rifle in Full Metal Jacket.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Has a duckbill platypus for a pet he routinely walks around the neighborhood on a leash.

 

[Tin Man]

Suggested I name the platypus, "hman."

 

[joevol33]

Insists peeing in the bed isn't abnormal.

 

[Tin Man]

Throws rocks at little kids

 

[Behr]

Has a bromance with Tommy Lee Jonez

 

[Tin Man]

Cannot post here all the things he does with oysters...

 

[Behr]

Cannot post here all the things he does with a Geoduck

 

[joevol33]

Needs a bowl of Mac and cheese.

 

[Tin Man]

Will serve Behr the blue box brand of cheese and macaroni

 

[joevol33]

Got kicked out of the mall for picking on elderly women.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Has warts all over his hands from playing with toads as a youngster.

 

[Tin Man]

Feeds rum balls to the squirrels in the park

 

[Behr]

Is never last.

 

[joevol33]

Never will be!

 

[malinoisvol]

Everyone above suffers with the inability to be last.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Can include himself.

 

[joevol33]

Eats macaroni without the cheese

 

[Tin Man]

Sent TGO the recipe for boiled, unsalted elbow macaroni (addition of green peas optional)

 

[joevol33]

Had to go to therapy after the last time the neighborhood kids picked on him.

 

[Tin Man]

Attracts flies

 

[joevol33]

Expects a refund for his uneaten food at a restaurant.

 

[malinoisvol]

Always whining Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

 

[joevol33]

Gets excited watching the chuck Norris total gym commercials.