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[Behr]

Is A fairy-dusted Nehi sipping old fart lost in his fuzzy memories of decades of Volunteers and prone to off-season reveries of impossible glory in the seasons to come.

 

[joevol33]

Doesn't cross his T's or dot his I's.

 

[Wylo]

Enjoys a good colonoscopy...

 

[joevol33]

Wears mankinis.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Was charged with buggery.

 

[joevol33]

Has called 911 more than once cause he couldn't find his remote.

 

[Wylo]

Knows that a shoe ain't nuthin' without the BK button...

 

[joevol33]

Still cries at Oprah reruns

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Has DVR'd every episode of Oprah so he can watch them multiple times.

 

[joevol33]

Dreams of being a guest on dr Phil

 

[malinoisvol]

Wears black socks with his crocs and jorts while in Florida.

 

[joevol33]

Hasn't changed underwear in 2 weeks.

 

[Tin Man]

Was cut from an episode of Jerry Springer.

 

[malinoisvol]

Subject of a Maury mini-series.

 

[Wylo]

Actually WAS the father....

 

[malinoisvol]

Stole Tin''s oil can.

 

[joevol33]

Follows women in the grocery store

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Has been told "You're not the father" a record 341 times by Maury.

 

[joevol33]

Still trying to figure out what Austin powers meant by shagging.

 

[malinoisvol]

Is not a mother f***er. Maury confirmed.

 

[joevol33]

Only likes trump because he's Orange.

 

[Tin Man]

Is trying to make readers wretch.

 

[joevol33]

Was inspired by captain kangaroo more than anyone else in his life.

 

[Tin Man]

Won't keep it quiet on the set.

 

[joevol33]

Is still upset over J.R. Getting shot.