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[Tin Man]

Just pinched a loaf.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Sounded like he was doing Lamaze breathing the last time he pinched a loaf.

 

[Behr]

Desperately needs to "pinch a loaf"....

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Can't read past the third line on eye charts without assistance.

 

[joevol33]

Is the reason his coworkers need therapy.

 

[Wickerhead]

Is addicted to pop tarts

 

[joevol33]

Only eats tofu.

 

[Behr]

Vegetarians keep eating his foods food.

 

[joevol33]

Would do anything for love, but won't do that.

 

[Behr]

Has seen paradise, by the dashboard lights

 

[joevol33]

Calls 911 when he's out of milk.

 

[Behr]

Thinks men are the best cooks because, with eggs, sausage and a little milk, they can fill a girls tummy for 9 months.

 

[joevol33]

Feeds the birds in the park jalapeños

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Is letting me post a video of Behr's last dentist appointment....

 

[Tin Man]

Is universally described as "creepy" by preteen girls.

 

[joevol33]

Eats mayonnaise on cereal

 

[malinoisvol]

Never did give nothing to the tin man...that he didn't, didn't already have.

 

[joevol33]

Throws rocks at the neighbors kids.

 

[Tin Man]

Trying to avoid admitting he's an America fanboy.

 

[joevol33]

Spends enough time on the toilet that he can complete every level of candy crush.

 

[Tin Man]

Needs to disable the spy cameras in my toilet.

 

[volwindy]

Should know joe enjoys watching a good pooping

 

[joevol33]

Didn't bring me cookies from her work today!

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Doesn't understand why masturbating in public and/or in "plain view" is a problem.

 

[joevol33]

Wants high heels for Christmas