Possible Interview Questions...

[ThreatLevelOrange]

Refer to Chris Farley questions....

Do you remember that time you held Tennessee’s offense befow 200 yards and no offensive TD? Yeah, that was awesome. .

 

[Volgrad98]

Can I see your chart?

 

[beergood]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[vol4him]

What is your definition of a champion?

 

[Ez_Vol]

Do you or do you not give a damn about the whole state of Alabama?

 

[BigpapaBleedsOrange]

*Brings in Bob Kesling*

Bob, can you pronounce Mr. Pruitt’s name?

Bob: Jason proot.

Fulmer: Jeremy, you’re hired.

I literally laughed out loud at this.... GREATNESS!!ost-4-1090547912:ost-4-1090547912:ost-4-1090547912:

 

[tallvolball98]

Do you like bricks?
Do you like garbage cans?
Do you own a bullhorn?
Have you ever called your players champions of life?

 

[vol4him]

How many field goal attempts does it take to lose a SEC game?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Have you ever made 100,000 people groan when you couldn't score from 3 inches away?

 

[JettVol]

how many leadership reps will you take on any given week during the season?

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[Knox-a-rue]

If you were over the deepest part of the Pacific ocean and you dropped a bowling ball off the side of your boat, how long would it take to reach the bottom?

That's what I would ask Mike Leach, then I would sit back and let the camera role.

 

[VolArmy74]

Do you accept, that as AD I have a headset and the ability to override play calls?

Do you know of our mustang package?

 

[VFL_in_MD]

What is the first thing you are going to say to those young men on team 122?
How are you going to right the ship?
How many points will Vandy, Kentucky, and Missouri score on you?

 

[HuntlandVolinColo]

What's the most important question that Fulmer should ask a coaching candidate during the interview?

My first question:

Is Lane Kiffin a douche? (Y/N/Explain)

 

[coachjkb]

When we are on the road is there any chance that we could wear orange pants with a white top?

 

[vol66]

Are you fan of the doughnut?

 

[Luke LeBlanc Vol]

What's the most important question that Fulmer should ask a coaching candidate during the interview?

Is your wife hot?

 

[Sat330pmAppt]

What is your outlook in terms of wins and losses when you look at the 2018 schedule?

What are your expectations of finding Offensive & Defensive linemen to commit to UT in this recruiting class?

Who will be the strength and conditioning coach?

How will you cut down on the amount of off-season injuries?

Which opponent will be your first SEC win in 2018?

What are your plans to pack Neyland Stadium, starting with the O/W spring game?

Which team in the SEC East do you feel will be the best in 2018? (He'll answer "The Vols" if he's good at P.R.)

Which players are you looking forward to working with?

Will there be a ceremonial bonfire of all of your Alabama wardrobe in celebration of arriving at UT?

What is your favorite brand of Cigar?

 

[HuntlandVolinColo]

How many Coaches/trainers would you retain from current staff?

If he answers with more than Warren/Gilespie/Smoothie Girl. Thank him for his time and move on.

 

[HuntlandVolinColo]

First and Goal on the 1 yard line:

A) Shotgun formation
B) Pass
C) I Formation
D) Kick Field Goal
E) Punt

 

[Brianchevy]

Will you commit to banning Jon Gruden for campus for the next 100 years?

Do you have a Fullback in your playbook?

 

[Biopsyman]

Do you understand Bob at all on the radio?

 

[coachjkb]

Do you believe in good shower etiquette?

 

[FlyFishnVol]

Really? Now you think you have valid questions? What the.....!