odbowles
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This might belong more in the Pub but I received this in an email and thought it was great. Hope it will give you all a little 
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The 8th grade teacher asked her students to come up, one by one, and tell the class what their fathers did for a living. All the typical professions came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. A boy named David, who is normally very talkative, and inclined to mischief, sat in the back of the class and did not volunteer to go up and talk about what his dad does for a living.
The teacher was concerned so she asked David what his father does.
Little David replied, "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out in the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the rest of the class to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?" "Heck no teacher," said David, "He's on the coaching staff for the University of Tennessee, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
ost-4-1090547912:The 8th grade teacher asked her students to come up, one by one, and tell the class what their fathers did for a living. All the typical professions came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. A boy named David, who is normally very talkative, and inclined to mischief, sat in the back of the class and did not volunteer to go up and talk about what his dad does for a living.
The teacher was concerned so she asked David what his father does.
Little David replied, "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out in the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the rest of the class to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?" "Heck no teacher," said David, "He's on the coaching staff for the University of Tennessee, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
