Personal Goals

[Notorious B.E.N]

I'm up to 3 chest hairs now too, these hormones work.

Tell firestorm what you're uusing then, duh!

 

[BadJerry20]

Tell firestorm what you're uusing then, duh!

He doesn't need it, exercise, water and roof treadmills. He got this, gonna look like Fabio by summer.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

He doesn't need it, exercise, water and roof treadmills. He got this, gonna look like Fabio by summer.

I think he's going for the Chewbacca look.

 

[Weezer]

So..... are we sure his personality isn't the cause of his women problems? Don't get me wrong, I love the dude(platonically), but I could see why many women would find him..... different. Just gotta find the one that loves your kind of freaky, imo.

 

[BearCat204]

So..... are we sure his personality isn't the cause of his women problems? Don't get me wrong, I love the dude(platonically), but I could see why many women would find him..... different. Just gotta find the one that loves your kind of freaky, imo.

I don't think anyone would suggest that her personality is not a huge factor

 

[Weezer]

I think bald men look like giant penises, but lots of women like that. I don't think I would be attracted to a woman that looked like a giant vagina.

 

[SDV]

I think bald men look like giant penises, but lots of women like that. I don't think I would be attracted to a woman that looked like a giant vagina.

wtf dude?

 

[YorkVol]

Yeah, but to be fair there is no such thing as vagina envy.

 

[YorkVol]

wtf dude?

He said you look like a walking phallus.

 

[Weezer]

wtf dude?

What? Firestorm's the only one allowed to post weird ****? Somebody explain the rules of this thread to me, dammit!

 

[BadJerry20]

I think bald men look like giant penises, but lots of women like that. I don't think I would be attracted to a woman that looked like a giant vagina.

Lol wtf

 

[SDV]

He said you look like a walking phallus.

wtf dude?

 

[Weezer]

Yeah, but to be fair there is no such thing as vagina envy.

Vaginal hubris is an ever growing problem, though.

 

[BadJerry20]

So..... are we sure his personality isn't the cause of his women problems? Don't get me wrong, I love the dude(platonically), but I could see why many women would find him..... different. Just gotta find the one that loves your kind of freaky, imo.

I bet if he had hair you would love him more than platonically, am I right?

 

[Weezer]

Some of you are very unimaginative.

 

[Weezer]

I bet if he had hair you would love him more than platonically, am I right?

Absolutely. But we can't deal in what ifs.

 

[YorkVol]

wtf dude?

Hey, I didn't say it, he did. I've seen your photos in the face with a screen name thread and you look normal to me.

 

[SDV]

Hey, I didn't say it, he did. I've seen your photos in the face with a screen name thread and you look normal to me.

Lulz, I know. I don't miss my hair one bit. I actually don't even ever really think about it. Maybe because I'm married. If I was single though, I would totally embrace the shaving/buzzing. Combovers, or trying to do the Caesar style looks ridiculous. If you are over 30, women really don't give a **** if you are bald or not

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ok, everybody listen up!

I'm going bald and don't give a ****. In Guam a 30 rack of Miller Lite is $16. A 12 pack of Yeungling is i don't know dollars. Which should I buy to travel the golf course?

 

[SDV]

Ok, everybody listen up!

I'm going bald and don't give a ****. In Guam a 30 rack of Miller Lite is $16. A 12 pack of Yeungling is i don't know dollars. Which should I buy to travel the golf course?

Miller Lite

Always go with quantity while golfing

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Miller Lite

Always go with quantity while golfing

Thanks for the legal advice.

 

[SDV]

Thanks for the legal advice.

Invoice is in the mail

 

[Weezer]

Ok, everybody listen up!

I'm going bald and don't give a ****. In Guam a 30 rack of Miller Lite is $16. A 12 pack of Yeungling is i don't know dollars. Which should I buy to travel the golf course?

Start with Yeungling, then move to the Miller Lite. Yeungling tastes better, but when you've had several, taste doesn't seem to matter as much anymore.

 

[BadJerry20]

Ok, everybody listen up!

I'm going bald and don't give a ****. In Guam a 30 rack of Miller Lite is $16. A 12 pack of Yeungling is i don't know dollars. Which should I buy to travel the golf course?

Well no woman will ever love you now. Should buy a keg and a barrel of Jack which will run you about $8500 and just drink your life away. Also take more Xanax.

 

[Weezer]

Xanax really is the key to happiness.