Pepperjax Goes to Ross (Zone Chronicles)

[PEPPERJAX]

I don’t really venture out to Ross often however my wife and Daughter said it would be fun. It turns out they were right, and the store has a little something for everyone. Let the journey Begin!

@BigO95
We all know how much you love Ellen. She has her own line of shampoo just waiting for you to come and snatch it up.


Eh @Behr ! Are you still in love with olive oil? If so, we found the roasted Garlic variety at a reasonable price.



They also got the bomb diggity of a deal on eco friendly batteries for all of you green tree huggin pansies.
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@theFallGuy
They even have dresses right up your alley that match your personality. This red one has WTF written all over it.



@Souce
You remind me of a over medicated coffee owl. You need to drop the chitty Folgers and switch to this.




This art piece in the middle sure would spruce up my pool table room.


Apparently nobody wants to purchase Lebron’s underwear.


Well that pretty much wraps up my excursion to Ross. Take care everyone!

 

[Behr]

Thanks, but I'll pass on flavored olive oil. I've used truffle infused before but that's pretty much it.

I've never been to Ross. I liked him on Friends but not enough to go buy stuff at his store.

 

[VolNExile]

...They also got the bomb diggity of a deal on eco friendly batteries for all of you green tree huggin pansies.
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Are you @‘ing me?!?

 

[Behr]

Did Ross have any of that devil worshipping music you listen to?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Did Ross have any of that devil worshipping music you listen to?

No but I saw a chick with green hair and a tattoo on her face. I didn’t take a picture because I was afraid my camera would break.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Are you @‘ing me?!?

Sure and yes.

 

[Behr]

No but I saw a chick with green hair and a tattoo on her face. I didn’t take a picture because I was afraid my camera would break.

If she had earbuds on I'm sure she was listening to some of that crap you like.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

If she had earbuds on I'm sure she was listening to some of that crap you like.

Either that or Lady Gaga.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Is Ellen's shampoo for people or dogs or both?

 

[Behr]

Yes.

 

[VolNExile]

No but I saw a chick with green hair and a tattoo on her face. I didn’t take a picture because I was afraid my camera would break.

In other words, you were not at the Asheville Ross store.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Was the other 4% of Ellen's shampoo derived in an underground lab using large amounts of chemicals that were tested on rats, squirrels, and small goats?

 

[Behr]

Was the other 4% of Ellen's shampoo derived in an underground lab using large amounts of chemicals that were tested on rats, squirrels, and small goats?

What is your obsession with her?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Did the Ross store get looted before you went? There's only like a handful of things on the shelves. Except for the ****ty artwork. Looks like they left that stuff behind.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

In other words, you were not at the Asheville Ross store.

West knox

 

[95 Vol Alum]

What is your obsession with her?

Wait, I thought we were talking about Ellen's shampoo. Is the other 4% actually Ellen in there?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Is Ellen's shampoo for people or dogs or both?

That appears to be accurate.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Does Ellen's shampoo cure erectile dysfunction as well, @Behr ? She named it ED.

 

[Behr]

Does Ellen's shampoo cure erectile dysfunction as well, @Behr ? She named it ED.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Did the Ross store get looted before you went? There's only like a handful of things on the shelves. Except for the ****ty artwork. Looks like they left that stuff behind.

Doubt it but if they got looted the small looking "theft prevention" girl in the front part of the store is not stopping anyone.

 

[theFallGuy]

Note: people who listen to Slayer also shop at Ross

Wtf

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Note: people who listen to Slayer also shop at Ross

Wtf

 

[BigO95]

I don’t really venture out to Ross often however my wife and Daughter said it would be fun. It turns out they were right, and the store has a little something for everyone. Let the journey Begin!
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@BigO95
We all know how much you love Ellen. She has her own line of shampoo just waiting for you to come and snatch it up.
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Eh @Behr ! Are you still in love with olive oil? If so, we found the roasted Garlic variety at a reasonable price.

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They also got the bomb diggity of a deal on eco friendly batteries for all of you green tree huggin pansies.
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@theFallGuy
They even have dresses right up your alley that match your personality. This red one has WTF written all over it.

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@Souce
You remind me of a over medicated coffee owl. You need to drop the chitty Folgers and switch to this.

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This art piece in the middle sure would spruce up my pool table room.
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Apparently nobody wants to purchase Lebron’s underwear.
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Well that pretty much wraps up my excursion to Ross. Take care everyone!

At least you are thinking of us... Gordon prolly be buying some of those LeBron drawers now that he knows that they exist...

 

[Tin Man]

At least you are thinking of us... Gordon prolly be buying some of those LeBron drawers now that he knows that they exist...

What you really want to know is do they sell LeBron branded breakfast pepperoni hot pockets.

 

[BigO95]

What you really want to know is do they sell LeBron branded breakfast pepperoni hot pockets.

That would maybe turned me against hot pockets...