Other SEC Schools Joke Thread

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Hope this is a good spot for this. :)

I love seeing the Jokes about SEC schools. I figured that we could put them all here.

Here is a fill in the blank joke for this weeks game!

Four guys have been going to the UT/ Florida game for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later the remaining three get to the Tailgate site only to find Ron sitting there with a grill set up, Popup out, and food cooking.

"Man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The evening before I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

"So, here I am."


I thought it was ok.

GO VOLS!!!!!:loco:

What do you all have? :hi:
 
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What did the Florida graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to hardees may I take your order"
 
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Did you hear about the Gator who bought an AM radio?
It took him two weeks to figure out that it worked at night.

Auburn and Georgia were playing a game at Georgia. With about two minutes left in the first half, Georgia had the ball with a first down. A Georgia fan sets some firecrackers off. Auburn, thinking it was halftime, ran off the field. Three plays later, Georgia punts.

Two Auburn fans were riding to the game in a pick up truck when they saw two stranded Georgia fans, so they told them to hop in the back and they would give them a ride to the game. On the way the truck swerved and went into a lake. The two Auburn fans died because they could not open the door. The two Georgia fans died because they could not open the tailgate.
 
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What do you call a 13 year old girl from (Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia) who can run faster than her 6 older brothers?

A VIRGIN
 
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How many Alabama fans does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. One to change it, the rest to talk about how the Bear would have done it.
 
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