Orangeslice13, a blessing to those around him…..Again

[Orangeslice13]

The heavy metal Jew speaks.
@MAD

 

[Orangeslice13]

We’ve been turned into people who can not be preyed upon

 

[Orangeslice13]

@MemphisVol77

So….I’m good friends with the senior pastor of steward heights Baptist church. He lives next door to me. Can’t say enough good things about him and his church and the good things about them. Anyway, anyone who has been to his church and heard him preach has probably heard stories about me. I apparently come up during services all the time.

A couple examples would be after his Easter service that I watched on line. I text him and said “do you want to hear the truth or continue to live in blissful ignorance?” He responded with “you know I want the truth “. Apparently that story made it into a sermon.

Usually he moves his yard and practices his sermon for that week. He says he knows he’s in trouble when he turns around and I’m standing there with a Bible.



I am clearly a blessing to those around me.

If you make it to Chattanooga we will get food. If for some reason I make it to Memphis, @95 Vol Alum or @theFallGuy can feed us.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I’m only interested in free food.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I’m only interested in free food.

Well, the fall guy can feed us then.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

You don't trust my cooking?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I’m also interested in free beer or bourbon.

 

[Orangeslice13]

You don't trust my cooking?

Worried Banjo might hit me with his grandpa shoes

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Worried Banjo might hit me with his grandpa shoes

He will get the takeout that I will try to pass off as my cooking. It will be a shoe free zone.

 

[Orangeslice13]

He will get the takeout that I will try to pass off as my cooking. It will be a shoe free zone.

Awesome
We will come there.
Do I need to bring anything to piss off the HOA?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Awesome
We will come there.
Do I need to bring anything to piss off the HOA?

Or I can invite you the next time I go cardboard hill sledding in Chatt.

 

[NorCalVol67]

@MemphisVol77

So….I’m good friends with the senior pastor of steward heights Baptist church. He lives next door to me. Can’t say enough good things about him and his church and the good things about them. Anyway, anyone who has been to his church and heard him preach has probably heard stories about me. I apparently come up during services all the time.

A couple examples would be after his Easter service that I watched on line. I text him and said “do you want to hear the truth or continue to live in blissful ignorance?” He responded with “you know I want the truth “. Apparently that story made it into a sermon.

Usually he moves his yard and practices his sermon for that week. He says he knows he’s in trouble when he turns around and I’m standing there with a Bible.



I am clearly a blessing to those around me.

If you make it to Chattanooga we will get food. If for some reason I make it to Memphis, @95 Vol Alum or @theFallGuy can feed us.

WTF

Way too long to read.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Thinking about Cabo for my 55 th birthday in august.
Anyone been there?

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[NorCalVol67]

Thinking about Cabo for my 55 th birthday in august.
Anyone been there?

Yes

 

[Orangeslice13]

Yes

Anything you want to share from the experience?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Anything you want to share from the experience?

Lovers beach was cool. Did a sunset cruise on a small catamaran.

We stayed up the coast from town. Took a local bus into Cabo one day, which was funny.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Thinking about Cabo for my 55 th birthday in august.
Anyone been there?

Went there to celebrate my 21st.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Lovers beach was cool. Did a sunset cruise on a small catamaran.

We stayed up the coast from town. Took a local bus into Cabo one day, which was funny.

I’m looking at a place now right by downtown and the marina.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I’ve heard some people say some insane outrageous things in my day, but tonight’s example is a story I’m going to be telling for yeeeeeaaaaarrrrsss to come.
And the person who said it already had a top five example on my list.

 

[Tin Man]

And?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I’m looking at a place now right by downtown and the marina.

Wish I could have been more helpful but I did not organize the trip and I was overserved a couple of nights.

 

[VolNExile]

I’ve heard some people say some insane outrageous things in my day, but tonight’s example is a story I’m going to be telling for yeeeeeaaaaarrrrsss to come.
And the person who said it already had a top five example on my list.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Wish I could have been more helpful but I did not organize the trip and I was overserved a couple of nights.

That’s ok.
I’ve been reading up on it and found some interesting things.
Like this review about lizard handlers was somewhat helpful.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Seriously.
It was smack me in the face stupid, it could be the stupidest thing I’ve ever had said to me by someone who thought they were making a solid point.