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So, I haven't been able to attend a game yet, are they really searching/frisking everyone going in? Or, is it random based on whatever the **** they want to do? TIA.

Taters takes all your alcohol and drinks it. Stupid cops and Blu ushers. If you enter through the main gates like 21 around game time without a man purse or satchel your fine. Upper belt or pocket
 
So, booze is what they're looking for? NCAA needs to legalize it for sanctioned games, IMO.
They might frown on mac 10s with silencers and machetes.

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Sly the main focus at the non student gates is checking of bags. If you walk up with all your stuff out of your pockets and you pretend like you're not hiding something you will be fine. There are random searches. The comprehensive searches are for bags and dumb*** students who try and hide long necks in their socks. Most of these kids seriously disappoint me in their efforts and being very obvious. Anything else, I would be more than happy to answer if that didn't answer your original question.
 
Where's the best place to hide a half-pint? Front waist-band?

Get yourself a collapsable flask/bottle from Academy or any camping store. a bigger one is actually better because you can put more in it while keeping it mostly empty and thus flat. Then tuck it into your sock and wear pants, you can get a liter practically in like that. Most people put Airports in their socks as well.....but collapsible flask is even better. Some put them in their underwear (eww don't share with em) or even hang them off a lanyard under shirt......no one ever gets frisked with that stuff...and if they do ya just got to pour it out.

something like this
Amazon.com: 5 x Flexible Collapsible Foldable Reusable Water Bottles Survival Emerg BPA Free: Sports & Outdoors

any sports camping store or walmart has em.

Holds more then bar-noculars too, and if they cared those are easy to spot.

For those really wanting to be ingenious you can get some that come with a hose. Just remember you want it much large then what you intend to put in it, and squeeze out the air so it's nice and flat.
 
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Ziplock bags, work too
Same idea....but greater chance of uncomfortable accident. the camp bottles are much tougher and seal well. Still fairly cheap if not ziplock cheap. Academy sells like pack of 3 for 4-5 bucks.

I used to make money at games via ziplocks when I was a student. Would get the big freezer ones, fillem up. Buy a coke tray when it came by (still had hawkers then) cut the corner and spike all drinks keep a few for ourselves and sell rest of tray to student section....made 50-60 bucks a game in early 90's that way.
 
Seriously, blu? We should approach the gate with keys, phone, wallet, etc., in our hands?

Again the more comprehensive pat downs are the student gates. Other gates are random and in my experience are done to people with a bunch of stuff. But it's been a long time since I have worked those gates. But if someone walks up like they are prepared for frisking then they are less likely to be hassled. If you're smuggling don't put it in pockets or waistband and don't carry it in metal. Some cops take their job more seriously than others and they rotate working different gates. So at your own risk.
 
Liquor stores sell cruise shots. Plastic sleeves about the size of a ketchup pack all stuck together in a long bandolier type strap. Or these....
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seems complicated, might b better off taking a handful of xanax b4 the game
 
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Again the more comprehensive pat downs are the student gates. Other gates are random and in my experience are done to people with a bunch of stuff. But it's been a long time since I have worked those gates. But if someone walks up like they are prepared for frisking then they are less likely to be hassled. If you're smuggling don't put it in pockets or waistband and don't carry it in metal. Some cops take their job more seriously than others and they rotate working different gates. So at your own risk.
What about crotchin' it. They that friendly?
 
What about crotchin' it. They that friendly?

No, they are usually not that friendly unless you get arrested or it looks obvious. Non student gates are much more lax. But again, the main focus is bags. All purses are checked, no backpacks are allowed. Diaper bags are checked. Avoid anything that has multiple pockets, because they may not allow it to come inside. Never did got the final memo on the diaper bag thing so I would avoid that if you can. No strollers.
 
No, they are usually not that friendly unless you get arrested or it looks obvious. Non student gates are much more lax. But again, the main focus is bags. All purses are checked, no backpacks are allowed. Diaper bags are checked. Avoid anything that has multiple pockets, because they may not allow it to come inside. Never did got the final memo on the diaper bag thing so I would avoid that if you can. No strollers.
Thanks, Blu. I ain't bringing kids.
 
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