Open your mind.

#28
#28
Here is the main philosophical truth I have learned in 63 years. Be true to yourself, and others will automatically be covered.
 
#37
#37
Insight from a man I met recently. His wife works for the Deaprtment of Health. He told me never to order meat well done because cooks will use the spoiling meat because they are sometimes marinated like crazy and then nearly burnt to a crispy charcoal delight, one could never taste the fester.

I've definitely had better conversations.
 
#39
#39
Insight from a man I met recently. His wife works for the Deaprtment of Health. He told me never to order meat well done because cooks will use the spoiling meat because they are sometimes marinated like crazy and then nearly burnt to a crispy charcoal delight, one could never taste the fester.

I've definitely had better conversations.

I always order 'medium', or 'medium-well'. I figured if you order 'medium' it'll come out 'medium-well' and then if you order 'medium-well' it'll come out 'well-done'. That's something my dad had told me.
 
#40
#40
Well if you're ordering a steak well done, you might as well have a damn burger. Why pay for someone to burn your dinner?
 
#41
#41
Well if you're ordering a steak well done, you might as well have a damn burger. Why pay for someone to burn your dinner?

No doubt.

Medium rare is what I prefer. The only thing I liked cooked dead is pork.
 
#44
#44
Ah. Legend tells of a beast that feeds on the cattle of the greater Knoxville area. The beast walks partially upright, with a half a tail, and fur that grows in patches all over his body. His eyes are one brown and one yellow. His hair is matted in clumps as if borrowing styling tips from Chris Johnson.

Legend tells he wakes the cattle up with his baby arm before he bites from their loins. Are you the beast the legend tells us of?
 
#45
#45
No. Both my eyes are brown, and I take public speaking lessons from chris Johnson, not style lessons.
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#46
#46
iz gun git me sum dem cowmeets. dem so gud it muk me wun jump fr joi n mebeh i need tu negotat a new contrack b4 i get dem mad cow dizeezes.
 

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