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#134
#134
OrangeEmpire said:
You are on scotty and otters level.

Do you rape children also?
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Defamation. I will have your pretend badge.

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#138
#138
theFallGuy said:
my kid beats me with those things all the time. It's out of hand!
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I despise legos. I spend 2 hours putting something together which he will tear apart and request a rebuild on. If they aren't rebuilt there are tiny pieces hiding to sabotage the soft part of my foot.
 
#139
#139
DD4ME said:
I despise legos. I spend 2 hours putting something together which he will tear apart and request a rebuild on. If they aren't rebuilt there are tiny pieces hiding to sabotage the soft part of my foot.
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agreed. I have a huge tub of legos from all the years ago when I was a kid. My mom saved them all.

He get's lego toys and I'm forced to put them together. Then he tears them apart and little fawking pieces get everywhere so I just dump them in the tub with all the rest to be lost forever.
 
#140
#140
theFallGuy said:
agreed. I have a huge tub of legos from all the years ago when I was a kid. My mom saved them all.

He get's lego toys and I'm forced to put them together. Then he tears them apart and little fawking pieces get everywhere so I just dump them in the tub with all the rest to be lost forever.
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Lulz this is me. I've already sworn to my wife the next **** I assemble is getting super glued together.
 
#142
#142
Anybody ever had a kid hold their poop
In? My 2 year old is going through this and it is lame. Started after she got potty trained.

Btw if some jack hole makes some sexual reference I will eat their spleen while they watch.
 
#145
#145
DD4ME said:
Anybody ever had a kid hold their poop
In? My 2 year old is going through this and it is lame. Started after she got potty trained.

Btw if some jack hole makes some sexual reference I will eat their spleen while they watch.
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eventually the poop is going to creep its way out!
 
#147
#147
If you loosers had any creativity with legos your kids wouldnt tear them up.

I built a lego battleship for my second oldest nephew 5 years ago and it is on his shelf in his playroom.
 
#148
#148
DD4ME said:
Anybody ever had a kid hold their poop
In? My 2 year old is going through this and it is lame. Started after she got potty trained.

Btw if some jack hole makes some sexual reference I will eat their spleen while they watch.
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It's called stool hoarding. Usually a sign of higher IQ kids. It's a control issue in their mind. So I've been told. My oldest did it (he's the one who aced the ACT) gets his brain from Red
 
#149
#149
orangeslice13 said:
It's called stool hoarding. Usually a sign of higher IQ kids. It's a control issue in their mind. So I've been told. My oldest did it (he's the one who aced the ACT) gets his brain from Red
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My boy still struggles with it, we call him Malcolm from Malcolm in the middle fame.
 
#150
#150
OrangeEmpire said:
If you loosers had any creativity with legos your kids wouldnt tear them up.

I built a lego battleship for my second oldest nephew 5 years ago and it is on his shelf in his playroom.
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They break them playing with it. And the ones I freelance I don't care about. It's those predesigned behemoths that are such a pain to rebuild.
 
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