On average....

[Nerd-Vol]

Once, every morning 7:30 am. On the dot.

One sad caveat is the poop happens regardless of me being awake or not.

 

[HOAV]

One sad caveat is the poop happens regardless of me being awake or not.

 

[DD4ME]

I cant poop. I was born without an *******.

Groce

 

[DD4ME]

Whenever I want privacy whether I have to go or not.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Waking up every day in Memphis would make me shart

It does bout twice ..

 

[Spartacavolus]

Sorry, thought you lived in Brentwood.

I do. And I live by the woods and usually wear some type of boot.
Or my new pumas.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Once, every morning 7:30 am. On the dot.

Is that your Indian maid or lover or something?

Pretty disrespectful to refer to her that way.

 

[The Internet]

I hate being in a public restroom and needing to **** SO bad, but having to hold it back because some jackass walked in 10 seconds later and went to the stall directly beside you. I avoid public restrooms at all costs.

 

[Volz4lif3]

I hate being in a public restroom and needing to **** SO bad, but having to hold it back because some jackass walked in 10 seconds later and went to the stall directly beside you. I avoid public restrooms at all costs.

This.. I have this phobia..

 

[Spartacavolus]

I hate being in a public restroom and needing to **** SO bad, but having to hold it back because some jackass walked in 10 seconds later and went to the stall directly beside you. I avoid public restrooms at all costs.

Airport restrooms make any of my issues sound like a melody. I heard it described one time as a Cappacino Machine convention with the bursts and sounds.

 

[The Internet]

Airport restrooms make any of my issues sound like a melody. I heard it described one time as a Cappacino Machine convention with the bursts and sounds.

Loooooool!!

 

[hmanvolfan]

I do. And I live by the woods and usually wear some type of boot.
Or my new pumas.

Maybe you should go have drinks with 95. Y'all both pompous jacklegs. Be sure to wear your pumas.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Dayum. Hman extra crispy tonight.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Ironic part is 95 lives in the burbs of Memphis.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Ironic part is 95 lives in the burbs of Memphis.

I grew up riding my bike all the way down to the putt putt and arcade on Mt moriah, along with the skating rink. Then grab an orange or lime freeze from Frozen Custard.