OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

[TN Jed]

WTF dude?!
Have you gone through some spiritual transformation or something?
Some early midlife crisis?
Do we know if this is VP or what?!
going awol and not letting your homies know of your ok, if you’re alive, if you’re locked up, if you’ve moved to Tibet to become a monk…not cool @VolPack22 , not cool!!

It's gotta be him. Also, what's up with the hookers on a party bus in Pigeon Forge? (This is the 3rd time I've asked in 2 days, btw).

 

[CobbWebb71]

Sweet. I was lucky to watch a shuttle launch from the Cape before they quit letting folks out there.
We were at 5 miles. Words don’t do it justice.

That’s cool Halph.
Kinda reminds me of this guy…

I hung this fine piece of art in our hallway to see how long it took my wife to notice.
She noticed and all I got was “no” and I knew immediately it had to go.
She lacks my sense of humor.

 

[chuckiepoo]

I’m beginning to think we should encourage our coach to enter the portal…

That phuqqin’ forum is toxic.

 

[CobbWebb71]

It's gotta be him. Also, what's up with the hookers on a party bus in Pigeon Forge? (This is the 3rd time I've asked in 2 days, btw).

MAD’s son in law was coming to Sevierville for a bachelor party.
Everyone else was giving wholesome suggestions for things the young guys could do, VP suggested a stripper bus…

 

[TN Jed]

That’s cool Halph.
Kinda reminds me of this guy…
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I hung this fine piece of art in our hallway to see how long it took my wife to notice.
She noticed and all I got was “no” and I knew immediately it had to go.
She lacks my sense of humor.

Tell her to sleep on the couch tonight

 

[CobbWebb71]

That phuqqin’ forum is toxic.

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I’m glad I haven’t had time to visit.
What are your thoughts on the staff?

 

[TN Jed]

MAD’s son in law was coming to Sevierville for a bachelor party.
Everyone else was giving wholesome suggestions for things the young guys could do, VP suggested a stripper bus…

Oh, NOW I remember. Lol, that ish was funny.

 

[CobbWebb71]

Tell her to sleep on the couch tonight

I happen to think the most interesting man in the world’s portrait, classes up the place.

 

[CobbWebb71]

Tell her to sleep on the couch tonight

I don’t even have to tell her, she knows what’s up.
I run the show around my place, bruh.

 

[TN Jed]

I happen to think the most interesting man in the world’s portrait, classes up the place.

Gotta agree with you there. You could offset it with an oil painting of your pet, or pets.

 

[CobbWebb71]

Gotta agree with you there. You could offset it with an oil painting of your pet, or pets.

Have you seen the velvet oil paintings of Elvis?
The one with a tear running down his cheek!
I’m on the lookout for one and I don’t even care if the wife approves.
It’ll hang over my “throne” and she’ll just have to deal with it because it’s bad ass!
I was inspired by RBF and it’s all his fault.

 

[TN Jed]

I don’t even have to tell her, she knows what’s up.
I run the show around my place, bruh.

Lol. Blue font, buddy.

 

[CobbWebb71]

Lol. Blue font, buddy.

 

[CobbWebb71]

Speaking of RBF, someone tell me how to tag that guy, because I have never been able to figure it out.

 

[chuckiepoo]

Lol. Blue font, buddy.

She keeps his balls close… in her purse.

 

[chuckiepoo]

Speaking of RBF, someone tell me how to tag that guy, because I have never been able to figure it out.

Try this: @1RBFjr

 

[CobbWebb71]

Try this: @1RBFjr

@1RBFjr

 

[CobbWebb71]

@chuckiepoo it never works.
He tricked us and made some kind of weird screen name that doesn’t allow us to tag him!

 

[CobbWebb71]

I have to admit, these 6 Narragansett have gone down very easy tonight!

 

[chuckiepoo]

@1RBFjr

The tag function may not respond to a number up front. Not sure how i did it last time but i found a work around… give me a sec…

 

[CobbWebb71]

@knoxvol52 has entered the chat
What’s up 52?
Have you been watching opening week?
What’s your takeaway from the first week?

 

[TN Jed]

Have you seen the velvet oil paintings of Elvis?
The one with a tear running down his cheek!
I’m on the lookout for one and I don’t even care if the wife approves.
It’ll hang over my “throne” and she’ll just have to deal with it because it’s bad ass!
I was inspired by RBF and it’s all his fault.

Yeah that's a good one. Or the topless, kneeling senorita with a knife slice through the actual velvet painting, from a dive bar that may or may not have been named Opal's...would also work.

 

[CobbWebb71]

Yeah that's a good one. Or the topless, kneeling senorita with a knife slice through the actual velvet painting, from a dive bar that may or may not have been named Opal's...would also work.

LMAO
Whaaaaa?!

I was not expecting that.
I’ll be right back, I’m going to visit google

 

[knoxvol52]

@knoxvol52 has entered the chat
What’s up 52?
Have you been watching opening week?
What’s your takeaway from the first week?

Yea.

Marlins looking decent first week, Braves off to a good start and Phillies are struggling.

Dodgers probably win West easily, Vitello getting a little welcome to MLB first week and Mets are the Mets.

 

[TN Jed]

LMAO
Whaaaaa?!

I was not expecting that.
I’ll be right back, I’m going to visit google

Opals was a dive bar across the street from Toddys. Now I think its a chic fil a. I just gave a very accurate description of a painting on the wall there. Pretty sure it was next to the pickled eggs and next to the hot nuts.

Also, i saw Peyton there one night. He was in town for a golf tournament his rookie season with the Colts. He picked up everyone's tab that night.