OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

I haven't been to one in awhile. Do you still have to put your name
down & wait a few minutes to be called? I'd go look at the TN Vols
stuff while I waited.
Yes, even though there are 30 empty tables and no one else waiting .
It’s like putting the snacks in the check out line.
Well the jokes on the old Cracker Barrel lady, because I ain’t going to look at all of your over priced Andy Griffith DVDs, I’m standing right in front of you Janice, and staring at you awkwardly until you seat me, preferably by the fire place, near the giant checkerboard!!
 
Yes, even though there are 30 empty tables and no one else waiting .
It’s like putting the snacks in the check out line.
Well the jokes on the old Cracker Barrel lady, because I ain’t going to look at all of your over priced Andy Griffith DVDs, I’m standing right in front of you Janice, and staring at you awkwardly until you seat me, preferably by the fire place, near the giant checkerboard!!
If you have kids or grandkids the gift shop is a killer to the billfold at Cracker Barrel..
 
Yes, even though there are 30 empty tables and no one else waiting .
It’s like putting the snacks in the check out line.
Well the jokes on the old Cracker Barrel lady, because I ain’t going to look at all of your over priced Andy Griffith DVDs, I’m standing right in front of you Janice, and staring at you awkwardly until you seat me, preferably by the fire place, near the giant checkerboard!!
And YES, I do need extra syrup with mommas pancake breakfast, because there’s a chance I’m taking one or two of them home with me.
 
If you have kids or grandkids the gift shop is a killer to the billfold at Cracker Barrel..
It sure is!
My wife is fond of that craziness too!!
I’ve seen charges for Cracker Barrel and I’m like oh nice, you and the boys went to Cracker Barrel for lunch? And she’s like no, I just went in to shop...
🤦‍♂️
 

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