OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

[knoxvol52]

Hey, Grandpa @knoxvol52 what's for supper??

I had some Waldorf Salad around 3:45..

 

[OrangeInKy]

Hey, Grandpa @knoxvol52 what's for supper??

Wait, I got a Grandpa too! This week is something.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

You know, one thing they don’t tell you about Pneumonia is that it’s hard to breathe with it .

That's what "Google" is for.

 

[knoxvol52]

LOL ... save it for another rainy day that's coming.

First male I've heard of that has DADDY issues.

 

[OrangeInKy]

LOL ... save it for another rainy day that's coming.

You’re telling a dude dying with Pneumonia to come over on a cool rainy day to right? I’d be dead before I even got th…..


Oh I see….

Well played

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I had some Waldorf Salad around 3:45..

Oh, bunny rabbit time tonight, huh?

 

[OrangeInKy]

That's what "Google" is for.

Is that some internet thing?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

You’re telling a dude dying with Pneumonia to come over on a cool rainy day to right? I’d be dead before I even got th…..


Oh I see….

Well played

That's the plan. You got me.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I’ll come over there with my 112 degree fever and fight over this one. Well, I won’t fight you, because I found out last night you’re my Dad. You’re safe.

Ever hear the song "Billie Jean" by MJ? Have you read the lyrics to that song?

lyrics to billie jean - Google Search

That part where he sings "The kid is not my son". I ain't your Dad.

 

[cardvolfan]

I just can’t get over how much baseball has changed over the years.

 

[Volprofch05]

Why not dig up some tweets to get a boost?

 

[VolPack22]

So Raheem Morris has accepted 2 head coaching jobs in the NFC South now. We may never really know how good or how bad of a head coach he is. It all boils down to the most important position on the football field. Anyone want to guess who his starting QB was at his other coaching gig?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

We have another Darwin Award winner for a Thursday ....

 

[VolPack22]

We have another Darwin Award winner for a Thursday ....

Just slap a tub of crisco on his head and he will come right out.

 

[OrangeInKy]

Ever hear the song "Billie Jean" by MJ? Have you read the lyrics to that song?

lyrics to billie jean - Google Search

That part where he sings "The kid is not my son". I ain't your Dad.

You’re a lot of fun. I can already tell.
You must have missed the origin of my joke last night when someone said you would be along shortly and described you, and I joked that it sounds like I finally found my dad.

Also, my biological father also said I wasn’t his son, so how do I know you’re not him when you both said the same thing?

 

[Volprofch05]

So Raheem Morris has accepted 2 head coaching jobs in the NFC South now. We may never really know how good or how bad of a head coach he is. It all boils down to the most important position on the football field. Anyone want to guess who his starting QB was at his other coaching gig?

Josh Freeman, I looked it up earlier

 

[VolPack22]

Ever hear the song "Billie Jean" by MJ? Have you read the lyrics to that song?

lyrics to billie jean - Google Search

That part where he sings "The kid is not my son". I ain't your Dad.

Austin Riley is one of his sons…

 

[VolPack22]

I just can’t get over how much baseball has changed over the years.

Crazy thing is I don’t think he ever led the league in innings pitched either…

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

You’re a lot of fun. I can already tell.
You must have missed the origin of my joke last night when someone said you would be along shortly and described you, and I joked that it sounds like I finally found my dad.

Also, my biological father also said I wasn’t his son, so how do I know you’re not him when you both said the same thing?

Trust me, kid. It ain't me. I already have twin boys I claim. No need for a 3rd leg humper.

 

[VolPack22]

Trust me, kid. It ain't me. I already have twin boys I claim. No need for a 3rd leg humper.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Austin Riley is one of his sons…

Ain't he great.

 

[OrangeInKy]

Trust me, kid. It ain't me. I already have twin boys I claim. No need for a 3rd leg humper.

Then how’d you know my nickname is leg humper ? Also, I very well may be older than you. It’s all so weird.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Then how’d you know my nickname is leg jumper ?

You're a leg "jumper"? Wild guess. I do get lucky now & then.

 

[OrangeInKy]

You're a leg "jumper"?

That too. Fixed the typo just as you caught it. But that’s also a nickname of mine.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

That too. Fixed the typo just as you caught it. But that’s also a nickname of mine.

Congrats with that then.