OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

[chuckiepoo]

…I think yer fishing for pole dance videos….

 

[MAD]

 

[VolPack22]

home movie?

Yeah I told her if she wanted to get with Jessica and me she had to audition. Epic failure on her part. We laughed her out the house.

 

[chuckiepoo]

Our time? Really? I’m reporting you to the NFC Lions Oversight Committee tittee

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

LMAO my little nephew has spent the day with us and is bored out of his mind because me and my boys have watched sports since the second we got home from church! My sister in law likes for him to hang out with us because he’s sorta kinda a sissy and my boys are plain mean @$$ boy’s through and through and when he’s with us he watches things like predator, Rocky, baseball and football, has nerf battles and plays with hot wheels. When he’s at home he watches tik toks of girls dancing and doing makeup.
I’m trying hard!!

 

[volz2wallz]

I like Greg Olsen calling the game...

 

[cobbwebb0710]

It's a pretty good bet that's what VP is doing at any particular moment in time

I think he’s been hanging around OB too long.

 

[MAD]

Our time? Really? I’m reporting you to the NFC Lions Oversight Committee tittee

Im part of the Double D’s club.

 

[chuckiepoo]

Im part of the Double D’s club.

…damn. That’ll always get you a lot ass.
Lmao… that was an autocorrect of that will always get you a pass..

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Take him to the Waffle House. That will put some hair on his chest.

It ain’t his chest that I’m worried about...

 

[VolPack22]

…damn. That’ll always get you a lot ass.
Lmao… that was an autocorrect of that will always get you a pass..

I’m dying right now!

 

[cobbwebb0710]

…damn. That’ll always get you a lot ass.
Lmao… that was an autocorrect of that will always get you a pass..

LMAO

 

[VolPack22]

Our Time to choke in the playoffs again.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Our Time to choke in the playoffs again.

 

[MAD]

Who wins a Super Bowl first, Lions or Bills?

 

[chuckiepoo]

Who wins a Super Bowl first, Lions or Bills?

Hmmmm. Great challenge question. Lions.

 

[VolPack22]

It's a pretty good bet that's what VP is doing at any particular moment in time

I think he’s been hanging around OB too long.

A police officer once told me there is nothing wrong with looking at attractive women as long as you are 500ft away hiding in the bushes with a pair of binoculars.

 

[VolPack22]

Who wins a Super Bowl first, Lions or Bills?

No?

 

[MAD]

A police officer once told me there is nothing wrong with looking at attractive women as long as you are 500ft away hiding in the bushes with a pair of binoculars.

how many restraining orders would that get me though?

 

[@1RBFjr]

I’m afraid Josh Allen will be this generations Dan Marino.

Didn’t want to label him as the next Jim Kelly?

 

[MAD]

No?

It wasn’t a yes or no question

 

[VolPack22]

It ain’t his chest that I’m worried about...

You’re afraid he might start playing for the other team?

 

[VolPack22]

how many restraining orders would that get me though?

None, unless the restraining order states you have to be at least 1000ft away.

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Dang @W.TN.Orange Blood did you go to Graceland today?
There was a who’s who guest list!
Lots of celebrities in Memphis today.

 

[VolPack22]

It wasn’t a yes or no question

It’s like asking if I want cake or ice cream for dessert. The answer is always “yes” because I want both. I answered “no” to your question because I don’t think either will ever happen.