OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

I’m here at the hospital for a routine colonoscopy, it’s weird how they put you under, when you wake up it feels like only one minute passed and nothing happened.
That wasn’t a coinkidink that you mentioned your colonoscopy while the dugout was discussing Jags vs Texans, was it?
 
How come you are so hip with your slang vocabulary?
I have an uncle (only ten years my senior) and father, that brilliantly abuse the English language. Between coaching over the years, serving as a leader with the Scouts and providing technical instruction to twenty sonethings, I just try to stay relevant and entertaining.
 
How come you are so hip with your slang vocabulary?

I have an uncle (only ten years my senior) and father, that brilliantly abuse the English language. Between coaching over the years, serving as a leader with the Scouts and providing technical instruction to twenty sonethings, I just try to stay relevant and entertaining.

Nice to hear you're in on the lingo. Next time mad makes some crazy pronouncement, I'll just say 'that's cap'!
 
Just spent a minute questioning my son and consulting the urban dictionary. Cap, yeet and sus. Ain’t vocabulary journeys great! 😊
Yessir! Cap, yeet, and sus are commonplace in my household and could all be put to good use in dugout discussions
Yee who?

Me when I try to talk to my nieces.

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