OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

[VolPack22]

They want the packers in prime time. Well, either that or America’s team

Doesn’t make any sense. Division titles are way more valuable than a wildcard berth. Aaron Rodgers will always get treated like royalty.

 

[VolPack22]

That’s dangerous terminology for you, VP, be careful how you wield it

How do you think I bagged Jessica

 

[Volprofch05]

How do you think I bagged Jessica

Clearly through chicanery and duplicitous behavior

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

How do you think I bagged Jessica

Please, please, pretty please ... with a cheeseburger on top?

 

[IndianaVol13]

Robbing us of a great game. How dare the NFL!!

 

[VolPack22]

Clearly through chicanery and duplicitous behavior

Please, please, pretty please ... with a cheeseburger on top?

I did tell her I was a Marvel executive and could get her a role in one of the upcoming movies. Somehow she believed it. Although, she had taken rohypnol not long before so maybe she wasn’t fully alert

 

[VolPack22]

NFL Rulebook, Rule 7 Section 5 Article 2a:

Mike Tomlin shall not have a losing season.

 

[IndianaVol13]

NFL Rulebook, Rule 7 Section 5 Article 2a:

Mike Tomlin shall not have a losing season.

Hope they lose next week.

 

[VolPack22]

Hope they lose next week.

Browns fan?

 

[Volprofch05]

I did tell her I was a Marvel executive and could get her a role in one of the upcoming movies. Somehow she believed it. Although, she had taken rohypnol not long before so maybe she wasn’t fully alert

 

[Volprofch05]

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In honor of my wife’s heritage, I shall choose to represent

 

[Volprofch05]

 

[cardvolfan]

@Volprofch05 you need to trademark The Face Palm. I had several instances over the holidays where I found myself head-in-hands.

 

[VolPack22]

On January 2 in Baseball History...​

• 1911 - Brooklyn Dodgers president Charles Ebbets announces he has purchased grounds to build a new concrete-and-steel stadium to seat 30,000. During the year he will ease his pinched financial condition by selling half the team to Ed and Steve McKeever.
  
  
• 1918 - Brooklyn sends outfielder Casey Stengel and infielder George Cutshaw to Pittsburgh for pitchers Burleigh Grimes and Al Mamaux, plus infielder Chuck Ward.
  
  
• 1977 - Commissioner Bowie Kuhn suspends Braves owner Ted Turner for one year as a result of tampering charges in the Gary Matthews free-agency signing. The Braves are permitted to keep the outfielder, however.

 

[VolPack22]

 

[VolPack22]

Today might be moving day in Pick Em. Several good matchups that could go either way.

 

[Volprofch05]

@Volprofch05 you need to trademark The Face Palm. I had several instances over the holidays where I found myself head-in-hands.

I appreciate the thought, but I think the facepalm needs to be free to use in volnation and today's society where there is a heavy need for it, so I'll decline a trademark. I'm like Jonas Salk, but with the facpalm instead of the polio vaccine.

 

[VolPack22]

@Volprofch05 you need to trademark The Face Palm. I had several instances over the holidays where I found myself head-in-hands.

I appreciate the thought, but I think the facepalm needs to be free to use in volnation and today's society where there is a heavy need for it, so I'll decline a trademark. I'm like Jonas Salk, but with the facpalm instead of the polio vaccine.

I want to trademark this gif.

 

[VolPack22]

 

[cardvolfan]

I want to trademark this gif.

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Always be aware of your surroundings.

 

[VolPack22]

Always be aware of your surroundings.

Never know when a fish is going to jump up and slap you in the face.

 

[IndianaVol13]

Browns fan?

No, I'm a fan of the Colts.....

 

[cardvolfan]

I appreciate the thought, but I think the facepalm needs to be free to use in volnation and today's society where there is a heavy need for it, so I'll decline a trademark. I'm like Jonas Salk, but with the facpalm instead of the polio vaccine.

Jonas saved a lot of lives. He’s my friend.

 

[cardvolfan]

Never know when a fish is going to jump up and slap you in the face.

For sure. People just aren’t aware of just how much that happens.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Nothing like a New Year to bitch & gripe at the officials that are so blind they just can't see ...
Michigan's Roman Wilson upset over 'bulls---' overturned touchdown call vs TCU