OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

[MAD]

 

[VolPack22]

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She still didn’t answer his question…

 

[VolPack22]

HR Derby is shaping up to be a pretty good field. Would be cool to see Freddie participate. They still need 2 more contestants.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

HR Derby is shaping up to be a pretty good field. Would be cool to see Freddie participate. They still need 2 more contestants.

 

[Orange.]

I read about this.
Scientist and astrologists are pretty sure this is the first object to enter our solar system, from outside of our solar system!
That’s crazy to think about!
What if it’s not just a rock but some sort of biodome ship, carrying the last of a species who’s planet was wiped out by famine, war or worse, searching for a new planet to colonize?!
Or, it could just be a big ass rock hurtling through space?!

I’m thinking a big-ass rock.

@Volprofch05 and some of connections need to calculate the size of rock that could hit Tuscaloosa like a colossal stone Eric Berry of doom, but without damage to nearby states. Sever that portion, direct it at their stadium, and divert the remainder safely away from our earth.

 

[Orange.]

I’ve known you guys for years and this is the first time anyone has ever said something positive about the tigers.
It’s usually Braves this, Yankees that, look at the Mets, wow at the Dodgers, Astros are always in the discussion etc etc etc.

Well, excuse me!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Next time there's a flash flood warning take heed.

 

[Orange.]

She still didn’t answer his question…

There are two reasons imo.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Well, excuse me!
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She looks like she likes breaking hearts & then will piss on you B4 walking off.

 

[chuckiepoo]

That’s a good jam!

It reminds me of Kay Adams when she first went on GMFB, years ago. They used that song in a commercial.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

If that 12 mile "rock" out in space hits the ocean (bottom) this is what will likely happen.

 

[Orange.]

A 12 mile Santa Claus traveling at 150K mph I've never heard of .... yeah, Okay.
Keep that humor up until that SOB crashes directly into the house you're in.

You think 12 miles is enough to carry all those toys?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

A UFO caught on video by a pilot out flying one sunny day..

354K views · 5.7K reactions | A pilot flying over the Amazon rainforest notices a UFO! He tracks it and records it all on camera! #UFO #ufos #uap #uaps #OVNI #Alien #Aliens #pilot | Ufonomenon

 

[Orange.]

I thought it was pretty creative! I'm on a roll today

What if it’s a 12-mile lump of coal? Maybe we naughty not nice this year and the threat wasn’t idle.

 

[BruisedOrange]

I’m thinking a big-ass rock.

@Volprofch05 and some of connections need to calculate the size of rock that could hit Tuscaloosa like a colossal stone Eric Berry of doom, but without damage to nearby states. Sever that portion, direct it at their stadium, and divert the remainder safely away from our earth.

With all due respect to @Volprofch05's chemistry cred, the problem you've laid out seems more properly answered by someone with experience lancing boils

...albeit, on a geo-global scale.

 

[chuckiepoo]

Vols baseball almost as bad.... 3 pitchers return and everyone getting a hard on for the 17 portal additions.... Whatever

Where do all the recruiting/portal experts come from?

They’re mostly numbnutz with paid paywall accounts from the recruiting forum. No offense to peeps that are here year round. IYKYK.

 

[YankeeVol]

@knoxvol52

This week is different

 

[TN Jed]

What if it’s a 12-mile lump of coal? Maybe we naughty not nice this year and the threat wasn’t idle.

Well, if it's a lump of coal, I'd suspect it's heading straight for me.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I used to do this back in my 20s when I was younger & dumber..

22K reactions · 335 shares | Had to make a stop at the local big boy before heading up to @sender_land // : @josh.salem #cliffjumping #bridgejumping | Tyler Ferullo

 

[Orange.]

A UFO caught on video by a pilot out flying one sunny day..

354K views · 5.7K reactions | A pilot flying over the Amazon rainforest notices a UFO! He tracks it and records it all on camera! #UFO #ufos #uap #uaps #OVNI #Alien #Aliens #pilot | Ufonomenon

It looks like one of those warmers they use when delivering room service.

 

[BruisedOrange]

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Women's rompers are the gateway drug to cross-dressing.

They're also a good way for men to lose everything they think they put in their pocket.

 

[Orange.]

Well, if it's a lump of coal, I'd suspect it's heading straight for me.

Saban imo.

 

[TN Jed]

Saban imo.

Probs

 

[Orange.]

With all due respect to @Volprofch05's chemistry cred, the problem you've laid out seems more properly answered by someone with experience lancing boils

...albeit, on a geo-global scale.

So we agree on targeting Tuscaloosa.

 

[MAD]

Women's rompers are the gateway drug to cross-dressing.

They're also a good way for men to lose everything they think they put in their pocket.

I swear laughed for 5 minutes