Old Zone Army Rise Up!

#427
#427
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
I hear the 4 horsemen never made it to the battle because they formed a man pile with Mexico as the topper...
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So far the Horsemen are claiming neutrality in this little gay skirmish. I haven't been able to confer with my comrades. Until that time, we will remain neutral.
 
#428
#428
Mutiny.

OZers that are sick of pissing matches like geezers can join me in establishing a Utopian zone where people don't have to look down on others due to their join date. NZers that want to stay and fight the oppression are welcome to do so.

One last cursory glance at the battlefield to assess the casualties. I will retire into the forest, guerilla style. If you would like to become part of my movement, you know where to find me.
 
#429
#429
Thrasher865 said:
Mutiny.

OZers that are sick of pissing matches like geezers can join me in establishing a Utopian zone where people don't have to look down on others due to their join date. NZers that want to stay and fight the oppression are welcome to do so.

One last cursory glance at the battlefield to assess the casualties. I will retire into the forest, guerilla style. If you would like to become part of my movement, you know where to find me.
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Thrasher,

Just join The Horsemen and you will enjoy the benefits of everlasting protection. At least on the internet.
 
#431
#431
Thrasher865 said:
Mutiny.

OZers that are sick of pissing matches like geezers can join me in establishing a Utopian zone where people don't have to look down on others due to their join date. NZers that want to stay and fight the oppression are welcome to do so.

One last cursory glance at the battlefield to assess the casualties. I will retire into the forest, guerilla style. If you would like to become part of my movement, you know where to find me.
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Too much work. I'm eating chocolates and banging blondes as part of a humanitarian mission
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#433
#433
Thrasher865 said:
Consider this my formal application. I'm assuming I will get a welcome packet with the details?
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We will need a urine sample to ensure you are using plenty of drugs to keep your mind limber. 95, Scotty and myself have got your back.

Consider yourself a Horseman.


H4L
 
#439
#439
I plan to resume my General rank with the Old Zone. I look forward to our progress, and may God be with us all.
 
#444
#444
ego said:
I plan to resume my General rank with the Old Zone. I look forward to our progress, and may God be with us all.
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If these are your wishes, no ill-will should be held against you. By anyone. You may resume your command. There's nothing more like God on earth than there is a general on the battlefield.

Welcome back.
 
#446
#446
I have it on strict authority that you pub heathens are about to have it handed to you.

Old Army, united.

Beep freaking beep to those in our path. May God have mercy on your souls, cause we won't.
 
#447
#447
The New Zone will not give up jus because we lost a General...I knew not to trust u Ego!
 
#448
#448
ego said:
You have been missed, old friend. I am back to fight the good fight.
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Ego, this saddens me to hear. I harbor no hard feelings towards you. It was an honor to fight alongside you on the field of battle. I hope once the dust settles we can resume our friendship.

God Speed
 
#449
#449
TinaMae said:
The New Zone will not give up jus because we lost a General...I knew not to trust u Ego!
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Honey, I hate to tell you this but a sweatshirt in DD's closet stands a better chance of being worn than you do in this matter.
 
#450
#450
Oldest trick in the book. You got ego in your faces. You should have begged Pooch to be your leader. I would have suggested flaming bags of poo on their doorsteps. That would have shown the gray beards...
 
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