Old Sayings

[KCVolLaw]

Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's rainin

I've heard the variation of this that was "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's rainin". Seems like it was from a movie. I think Layer Cake.

 

[vader]

My granddad use to say these all the time.

"By you books, send you to school & you don't learn a thing."

:lol: obviously.

 

[vader]

Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's rainin

 

[Plano Vol]

I just opened a new bottle of Glenlivet and was reading the box which mentions the they draw their water from Josie well.

Do you think there is a connection?

 

[rbroyles]

It's time to fish or cut bait.

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

 

[Plano Vol]

maybe my Grandad's reference to an ED sufferer

"If he wants to eat celery in bed, he gonna have to find some place else to put the salt"

 

[TIGER DEN]

If a frog had wings , he wouldn't bump his a$$ when he hopped

 

[KB5252]

I'm doing better than some, worse than others so I can't complain.

 

[Plano Vol]

If a frog had wings , he wouldn't bump his a$$ when he hopped

I use that one a bunch.

 

[hmanvolfan]

If a frog had wings , he wouldn't bump his a$$ when he hopped

If a frog had a .45 he wouldn't be scared of snakes.

 

[hmanvolfan]

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
He who smelt it, dealt it.....

 

[rbroyles]

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a dandy Christmas we would have.

 

[vader]

Fair to middling

 

[rbroyles]

The closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.

(usually said about a skinny girl)

 

[TIGER DEN]

You snooze , you lose

 

[hmanvolfan]

Make hay while the sun shines.

 

[hmanvolfan]

You can't get blood out of a turnip.

 

[hmanvolfan]

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear!!!

 

[TIGER DEN]

If you feel froggy go ahead and jump

 

[rbroyles]

Close only counts in dancing or hand grenades.

 

[TIGER DEN]

Close only counts in dancing or hand grenades.

I always heard this as horseshoes and hand grenades.

Did you grow up around these parts RB ?

 

[rbroyles]

I always heard this as horseshoes and hand grenades.

Did you grow up around these parts RB ?

Grew up in Bristol. Yeah it was horseshoes originally.

 

[TIGER DEN]

If it aint broke dont fix it

 

[VolfanMike]

Mess with the bull.....Get the horns

 

[VolfanMike]

My friends dad use to say when we would get ready to cut tobacco.....Lets get with it, like karo got with the syrup.