Ok here's my deal....

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Etownvol

Etownvol

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I watched most of the WKU game, we won

I watched all of the UCLA game, we lost

Same with UF

I didn't watch Ohio, we won

I watched all of AU, we lost

I won't be able to watch this one tomorrow, so if we win I won't watch another game all year, I promise. If it means checking from my phone every week, I'll do it..for the nation. :)
 
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So you mean to tell me it's YOUR fault we are losing these games...I HATE YOU!:)
 
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How about this......we won against WKU and Ohio because they're no good.

UCLA........well, Crompton beat Tennessee that day.....I was there to witness it in person.

Florida.....we played hard but got beat by a better team.

Auburn.....outplayed, outcoached, outscored

If Crompton's our QB tomorrow, a win will be tough. I highly doubt it has anything to do with whether you watch the game or not......but I guess you never know.....VoNation is getting desperate for a win.
 
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caj_govols said:
How about this......we won against WKU and Ohio because they're no good.

UCLA........well, Crompton beat Tennessee that day.....I was there to witness it in person.

Florida.....we played hard but got beat by a better team.

Auburn.....outplayed, outcoached, outscored

If Crompton's our QB tomorrow, a win will be tough. I highly doubt it has anything to do with whether you watch the game or not......but I guess you never know.....VoNation is getting desperate for a win.
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Yeah, it was kind of a joke..I really don't believe that stuff..sorry.
 
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Wow, sounds like you've been talking to the Witch Doctor at VOLSExtra. Bones never lie.:lolabove:
 
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Etownvol said:
I watched most of the WKU game, we won

I watched all of the UCLA game, we lost

Same with UF

I didn't watch Ohio, we won

I watched all of AU, we lost

I won't be able to watch this one tomorrow, so if we win I won't watch another game all year, I promise. If it means checking from my phone every week, I'll do it..for the nation. :)
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Thank you for being willing to take the fall bro! We will all be indebted to your service!! :salute:
 
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No, the real reason is that I left my favorite UT shirt at my sister's in Jackson back in August. as soon as she mails it back to me (which she still hasn't done) we'll start winning. She sends her apologies to the Vol fans, the team and coaches (LOL!!!)
 
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Behr1213 said:
I think we need more posts from your avat....ah, I mean you.
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Lol, I just recently brought ol' girl back but I will make more of an effort. However it's been so whiny and negative around here, I haven't had much to say. Ignorance has been in abundance so there's been alot to ignore.
 
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I have a Tennesse gnome that sits on the endtable and watches the game. I threw him and broke him in to pieces after the UCLA game. Sorry guys.
 
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SCVoljl said:
No, the real reason is that I left my favorite UT shirt at my sister's in Jackson back in August. as soon as she mails it back to me (which she still hasn't done) we'll start winning. She sends her apologies to the Vol fans, the team and coaches (LOL!!!)
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Then tell her if she doesn't overnight that shirt to you we will show up on her lawn with torches, lanterns, and pitchforks
 
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Etownvol said:
Yeah, it was kind of a joke..I really don't believe that stuff..sorry.
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Oh I know......You'll have to forgive me........I've obtained sort of a sick sense of humor during this season. I'll won't be able to watch the game either tomorrow.....I'll be on the road all day. It really would be nice to get a win tomorrow.....GO VOLS!!
 
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caj_govols said:
How about this......we won against WKU and Ohio because they're no good.

UCLA........well, Crompton beat Tennessee that day.....I was there to witness it in person.

Florida.....we played hard but got beat by a better team.

Auburn.....outplayed, outcoached, outscored

If Crompton's our QB tomorrow, a win will be tough. I highly doubt it has anything to do with whether you watch the game or not......but I guess you never know.....VoNation is getting desperate for a win.
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Auburn....outplayed, outscored yes. But outcoached no not unless you consider calling plays with one hand tied behind your back outcoached. Or maybe Monte could go strap on a helmet and go out there and make tackles for them. Come to think of it putting CEO out there on the line woudn't be such a bad idea. Not only would he have sacked Todd instead of whiffing he probably would have took his leg back to the sideline to Knaw on for a while.:)
 
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Didn't take long to get to a post about crompton in a thread that had nothing to do with crompton. Congrats.
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caj_govols said:
Oh I know......You'll have to forgive me........I've obtained sort of a sick sense of humor during this season. I'll won't be able to watch the game either tomorrow.....I'll be on the road all day. It really would be nice to get a win tomorrow.....GO VOLS!!
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I gotcha man, no prob...let's hope for a W!
 
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If there were any correlation... you'd be signing your own death warrant by posting it around some of these folks.
 
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Etown I can't let u do it man. I can't let u undeservingly fall on the sword like this. I must confess to you and the rest of the Volnation that this is all my doing. It started like this.

Before the 2005 season I bought a UT game worn jersey to watch the games in. We all know how that ended. I put the jersey away for 2 years and the team seemed to play pretty well.

After much debate I got the jersey back out for the 2008 season. I thought maybe it was just a fluke and all would be well. Well....

But here is the shameful part. I have til yet put the jersey away. I fully believe this is why we are playing the way we have on offense. So go. Be a good supportive Vol fan and I will banish myself from all things Vols and root for them in obscurity.
 
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gavol2572 said:
Etown I can't let u do it man. I can't let u undeservingly fall on the sword like this. I must confess to you and the rest of the Volnation that this is all my doing. It started like this.

Before the 2005 season I bought a UT game worn jersey to watch the games in. We all know how that ended. I put the jersey away for 2 years and the team seemed to play pretty well.

After much debate I got the jersey back out for the 2008 season. I thought maybe it was just a fluke and all would be well. Well....

But here is the shameful part. I have til yet put the jersey away. I fully believe this is why we are playing the way we have on offense. So go. Be a good supportive Vol fan and I will banish myself from all things Vols and root for them in obscurity.
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Don't be too hard on yourself. Between me, you and vol gnome thrower guy, we had it comin' this year.
 
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caj_govols said:
How about this......we won against WKU and Ohio because they're no good.

UCLA........well, Crompton beat Tennessee that day.....I was there to witness it in person.

Florida.....we played hard but got beat by a better team.

Auburn.....outplayed, outcoached, outscored

If Crompton's our QB tomorrow, a win will be tough. I highly doubt it has anything to do with whether you watch the game or not......but I guess you never know.....VoNation is getting desperate for a win.
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And cue the "wah, wah, wahhhhh" :p
 
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