Ok guys....We have to settle this jort thing now!

#28
#28
If said shorts are jean material, rise more than 1" above the wearers knee while in the upright standing position, and/or said shorts are frayed to the point white strings number more than 2 per 1/2 inch area around the bottom, these shorts will be considered Jorts and you will be ridiculed as see fit by the observer.

Exception: Hot women and Halloween costumes, worn only on Halloween and until 1000 the following day to allow for the ride home and/or a waffle house stop.

I move to bring this rule into effect.
 
#30
#30
Shorts made of denim should NEVER be worn. Only exception is for satire purposes. Gym shorts should only be worn when going to the gym. /thread.
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#34
#34
RockyTopEmpire said:
Those would be capris. In this case, manpris.

No exceptions, move to europe.
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Capris cuff just below the knee, whereas these shorts...

baggy.shorts.jpg


...I don't think encompass the full relm of what we're talking about here.

Therefore, I would motion to say the following demographics are authorized to wear these specific type of jorts:

Attractive women (8in above the knee)
Black dudes (3in above the ankle)
100% of people on halloween (any length)
 
#35
#35
RhodeIslandVol said:
Capris cuff just below the knee, whereas these shorts...

baggy.shorts.jpg


...I don't think encompass the full relm of what we're talking about here.

Therefore, I would motion to say the following demographics are authorized to wear these specific type of jorts:

Attractive women (8in above the knee)
Black dudes (3in above the ankle)
100% of people on halloween (any length)
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I can agree to this.
 
#36
#36
Did Checkerboard Charly's posts get deleted? In a silly thread about jorts, one can't post jorts?
 
#37
#37
RhodeIslandVol said:
Capris cuff just below the knee, whereas these shorts...

baggy.shorts.jpg


...I don't think encompass the full relm of what we're talking about here.

Therefore, I would motion to say the following demographics are authorized to wear these specific type of jorts:

Attractive women (15in above the knee)
Black dudes (3in above the ankle)
100% of people on halloween (any length)
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fyp
 
#39
#39
RhodeIslandVol said:
Capris cuff just below the knee, whereas these shorts...

baggy.shorts.jpg


...I don't think encompass the full relm of what we're talking about here.

Therefore, I would motion to say the following demographics are authorized to wear these specific type of jorts:

Attractive women (8in above the knee)
Black dudes (3in above the ankle)
100% of people on halloween (any length)
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they would probably be above the knee if the waist wasn't hanging down about mid thigh.
 
#40
#40
What about white jean shorts? They highlight my tanned legs, which the women like. :rock:


RhodeIslandVol said:
baggy.shorts.jpg
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I would wear cutoff jeans all day before being seen in something so foolish. I would wear a damn loin cloth before wearing those silly looking things. When I see those type shorts, I think the same thing as seeing a sideways hat.....what a freakin' idiot.
 
#48
#48
Any kind of shorts, cut or not, that are made of denim are jorts.

The most god-awful invention in the history of men's fashion.
 
#50
#50
And I'm a prude.

During the summer I only wear khaki shorts, no cargo.

I would also like to add the casual bowtie to the most god-awful inventions. If there is no tux, there should never, ever, ever be a bowtie unless you are a select few.

Of course there are excpetions Orvell Redenbacher, Andre3000, etc can rock it with class, but I have never seen a white man rock jean shorts with class and style.
 
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