Official UT vs UK game thread

[Johnny Majors]

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Who dresses this knucklhead??? Goodwill

Probably his smoking hot girlfriend

 

[VOLNBAMA]

This team is gonna make me take smoking back up after being quit for one year Nov. 12th.

this is the last game, just 30 more minutes of football. You can make it!

 

[Voldaddy]

Great scheme from the Clawfense. 1st and goal on the 1, 1:30 seconds, and we skillfully milk the clock to halftime. Some of you dummies don't realize the nuances of the Clawfense. It's beyond your pay grades.

 

[SC-Vol]

Did I just hear "the line's done a good job?"

A good job letting KY in the UT backfield.

 

[Johnny Majors]

Great scheme from the Clawfense. 1st and goal on the 1, 1:30 seconds, and we skillfully milk the clock to halftime. Some of you dummies don't realize the nuances of the Clawfense. It's beyond your pay grades.

It all makes sense now

 

[the6chambers]

On the other hand...USC has begun the dismantling of ND

 

[Al Davis]

The Crompton Fathead on my wall is looking like a real good idea right now.

 

[VOLup2uous]

We almost did a Plaxico and shot ourselves

lol:

 

[myrobbins7]

This team has just about destroyed my liver..Anyone have a extra one they wanna give me?

 

[hmanvolfan]

this is the last game, just 30 more minutes of football. You can make it!

Lord, me and vol in ark need all the help we can get.

 

[Wetsprocket625]

You know we've had one hell of a season, when this performance by our QB(and the rest of the offense) is being called pretty good tonight. We look like the 100+ ranked offense in the nation.

Coach how do you feel about the offenses execution?
I'm all for it...

 

[jcvol70]

This team has just about destroyed my liver..Anyone have a extra one they wanna give me?

:lolabove:lol::toast:

 

[hmanvolfan]

This team has just about destroyed my liver..Anyone have a extra one they wanna give me?

You can have a pinch of mine. They grow back ya know... lol:

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

Great scheme from the Clawfense. 1st and goal on the 1, 1:30 seconds, and we skillfully milk the clock to halftime. Some of you dummies don't realize the nuances of the Clawfense. It's beyond your pay grades.

lol:

 

[Volzilla]

This team has just about destroyed my liver..Anyone have a extra one they wanna give me?

No but it's screwed up my head and raised my blood pressure more than my wife and job ten times over.

 

[VOLup2uous]

This team has just about destroyed my liver..Anyone have a extra one they wanna give me?

We may need a few of our sober posters to donate part of their livers to keep us alive for next season..

 

[Al Davis]

If Kiffin didn't like JaMarcus, wait till he meets Crompetent.

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

This team has just about destroyed my liver..Anyone have a extra one they wanna give me?

yeah,lets blame the the team.:rock:

 

[jcvol70]

We may need a few of our sober posters to donate part of their livers to keep us alive for next season..

na, it's B-ball time.. we will be ok

 

[Johnny Majors]

If Kiffin didn't like JaMarcus, wait till he meets Crompetent.

If he likes blank stares then they should get along pretty well.

 

[hmanvolfan]

If Kiffin didn't like JaMarcus, wait till he meets Crompetent.

Don't you mean InCrompetant?

 

[Voldaddy]

I would like to choke the guy from the Sonic commercials with my bare hands until he turns the shade of Boise State's field.

 

[coach31]

No liver to give, the Wyoming game finished it off.

 

[rockytophigh]

The Johnny Majors offense is back????

 

[jcvol70]

I would like to choke the guy from the Sonic commercials with my bare hands until he turns the shade of Boise State's field.

:lolabove:lol::good!: