Official SDV Move Back to Tennessee Countdown Thread

[GatorBill]

I'd say I need him to hook me up with his kid, but I don't think she's progressed far enough through college for that.

Yeah, my kids are off limits. Everyone elses kids are fair game.

 

[VIF]

I'd say I need him to hook me up with his kid, but I don't think she's progressed far enough through college for that.

Yeah, let her date some normal guys first and not disappoint/Voxx her right off the bat. :good!:

 

[GatorBill]

Yeah, let her date some normal guys first and not disappoint/Voxx her right off the bat. :good!:

lulz'ing

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Yeah, my kids are off limits. Everyone elses kids are fair game.

Voxx isn't good enough for your daughter!?!

hmy:

 

[GatorBill]

Voxx isn't good enough for your daughter!?!

hmy:

no one is good enough for my daughter.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

no one is good enough for my daughter.

Lulz

 

[Aavoxx]

I'm better for your daughter than VIF. Just FYI.

 

[rockytop114]

no one is good enough for my daughter.

i am!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

i am!

The fact you believe you are lets him know you aren't.

 

[rockytop114]

The fact you believe you are lets him know you aren't.

Not so!

 

[DD4ME]

How many goats are you guys offering Bill?

 

[GreveHaller]

How many goats are you guys offering Bill?

Cut the guy some slack - Bill has some class.

He's offering pelts.

 

[GatorBill]

Kid who took her to prom had to give me 12 goats.

It's going to cost someone a sheet-ton more than that to get a date with her in college.

My pension plan is busted, so we should start there...

 

[Aavoxx]

How old is she, Bill? SO in college?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

The big question I have Bill is how many guns you have and what sort of calibre weaponry.

 

[GatorBill]

How old is she, Bill? SO in college?

JR


EDIT: and no, she's not already doing something I dont know about. Now my 17 year old, she scares the sheet out of me. This kid, I have no worries. Not yet.

 

[GatorBill]

The big question I have Bill is how many guns you have and what sort of calibre weaponry.

30-30 with a scope that can pull you in from 400 yards.
And a 2-Iron.

 

[UTGnome]

I will be looking into the Barrett MRAD for when my daughter starts dating? It can hit from 1 mile.

 

[GatorBill]

I will be looking into the Barrett MRAD for when my daughter starts dating? It can hit from 1 mile.

Now Im jealous.

My 2 iron has kept things in line up til now. It is amazing how many boys will duck and cover when they see that 2-iron smash a banana in a simple back yard demonstration. "Crazy Dad" has worked well for me.

Just picked the 30-30 up when my dad passed away in November. But Im accurate at 400 yards, not bad considering I hadnt fired it since High School.

 

[VolFan32]

Are all dads like that? All the dads of the girls I've dated have been really nice to me

 

[Aavoxx]

JR


EDIT: and no, she's not already doing something I dont know about. Now my 17 year old, she scares the sheet out of me. This kid, I have no worries. Not yet.

Well, maybe she is old enough.

Are all dads like that? All the dads of the girls I've dated have been really nice to me

I'm going to educate my daughter on the consequences of sex. You can't stop them, imo, so educate them.

Her boyfriends probably won't like me cause I'm just a douche in general sometimes, tho.

 

[VolFan32]

Well, maybe she is old enough.



I'm going to educate my daughter on the consequences of sex. You can't stop them, imo, so educate them.

Her boyfriends probably won't like me cause I'm just a douche in general sometimes, tho.

I'll probably have 4 girls.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'll probably have 4 girls.

Why do you think this?

 

[Aavoxx]

Bill, I need your daughter's number, btw.

I have more than enough experience with crazy parents. You don't phase me. I'll buy her dinner.

 

[VolFan32]

Why do you think this?

Cause I'm not good with them. Coached both in bball and I can just tell I'll do better with boys. Which means I'll have all girls.