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1972 Grad said:
Okay. Here is another. On Sunday, I went to check on some property that I have that is heavily wooded, with a really nice creek running through it. It has a concrete dam on it, and I went to clear some debris.

This property is not too far out of town, but very remote and private. There is one neighbor, not far down the road. Like OB, I get out of my car, needing to pee really bad. I stand beside the car, facing away from the nearby gravel road. I am talking my property in the middle of the freakin' woods, hidden from everybody.

About halfway through the pee, I hear something approaching slowly. Well, it is the neighbor's young daughter, on a 4 wheeler, cutting through a path in the woods, through my property, and where I was facing her with my business in my hand.

When you are 66, it's not that easy to cut off your stream in mid-piss. True story.
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Sometimes you've just got to let it all hang out w/no worries. The neighbor's daughter has probably seen worst.
 
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W.TN.Orange Blood said:
Sometimes you've just got to let it all hang out w/no worries. The neighbor's daughter has probably seen worst.
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In the age of mobile internet, no doubt she has.

I've got no stories of bathroom voyeurism. But it's embarrassing when the kids walk in on us having our maritals.
 
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1972 Grad said:
Gosh,.....sorry! I assumed that since you were at a pre-school, that you might be someone who educates little kids before they reach maturity. Excuse me!
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Oh. That makes sense. We drive over to the preschool while it's in session. I don't know why, though.
 
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back in high school we were over at a girls house that I was crushing on at the time. Out back in the pool about 6 or 7 good friends there. Parents didn't want us dripping water into the house so asked the guys just to find a tree. Most of the guys there were pretty shy about it and would hike off way out of site to go piss. Wanting to seem brave (I have no idea how this made me brave at the time but teenagers and all that) I didn't go all the to the back like everyone else. Instead there were some bushes that I pissed in kinda in the middle of the yard. I made sure she could see me doing my business, unfortunately so could her dad. He had come out for some reason. Lets just say I wasn't invited back afterwards.
 
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Lordy, I want to beat down some Northwestern so bad now.

It's bad enough putting up with the crap from Vandy every year, but these slugs have taken it to a whole new level.
 
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hog88 said:
With adult kids sometimes they just pop in.

Of course now they poke their head in the door and yell "is it clear"?
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It's clear when I yell "load clear". A term when the aircraft loadmaster says when the cargo has left the aircraft safely. :hi:
 
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Don't anger the pregnant wife...

Woman destroy's husband's car after catching him with mistress

A pregnant woman in Ceilandia, Brazil destroyed her husband's car last week after finding him at lunch with his mistress. Video of her rampage was uploaded to YouTube Monday, according to the Daily Mail. By the time the camera began rolling the car was already pretty beat up. Bystanders filmed the unidentified woman punching, kicking and jumping up and down on the car. Eventually she heaved a huge rock through the back window. After she lost her rock, she resorted to using her hands to smash out more of the glass.
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And if you're an Admiral, don't wander around a hotel naked...

Navy two-star fired for public drunkenness, nudity
On the night of April 7, Baucom attended a dinner with about 70 conference attendees and imbibed all or part of at least eight drinks,according to an investigation released by the Navy after inquiries from Navy Times.

Baucom, 56, became so intoxicated that he was unable to stand and had to be brought by a hotel employee back to his room. Later, he was discovered wandering naked through public areas of the hotel, seeking a towel to cover himself, the investigation found.
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