***Official Pick-up Line Thread***

[gainesvol82]

are you chaz reinhold? funeral crashing.... nice
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It's just not fair! Why!?........hold me.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Mom,,, the meatloaf!!!!!

 

[gainesvol82]

What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

hes getting married? what an IDIOT!!

 

[gainesvol82]

Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

hey girl, if your right leg is thanksgiving, and your left is new years, let me give you some missle toe

 

[gainesvol82]

hey, sometimes you feel like a nut........is it one of those times?

 

[DC Vol]

My name is chavis and I'm conducting a poll... in my pants.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Hey, how are you, my name is chavis, you wanna go out for a ride on my boat.
<after going about a mile offshore, chavis takes the keys out of the ignition and puts them up>
chavis-hey baby, put out or swim...

 

[gainesvol82]

I'm hosting a moustache riding contest. First one to get bucked off loses. Wanna give it a try?

 

[Vol Mania 21]

chavis- did it hurt?
babe- did what hurt?
chavis- when i banged you in my dreams last night
babe- *slaps chavis*
chavis- i'll take that as a yes

:lolabove:

 

[govols182]

chavisut: wanna go shopping with me?
her: yeah
chavisut: cool, I'll meet you at the entrance of Victoria's Secret
her: you buying me something
chavisut: I need help finding underwear

 

[orange parmejohn]

this is probably the best thread that i have ever stumbled on. +1 guys.

 

[rockytophigh]

chavisut: wanna go shopping with me?
her: yeah
chavisut: cool, I'll meet you at the entrance of Victoria's Secret
her: you buying me something
chavisut: I need help finding underwear

you my friend are strong......very stronglol:

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

For all the math-letes:

'I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.'

 

[chavisut]

you my friend are strong......very stronglol:

govols182- hey, let's go hit on some ladies
rockytophigh- I'm gay
govols182- me too
182 and high- *start making out*

 

[MemphisVol]

For all the math-letes:

'I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.'

Oww.

My penis hurts.

Oww.

No, wait....

Oww

 

[volger]

Hi I'm Mr right. Someone said you were looking for me.

 

[dan4vols]

I just won the power ball lottery.

 

[Voldaddy]

Is a blowjob out of the question?

 

[orangeblooded2]

If I flip a coin,what are my chances of getting head?

 

[govols182]

govols182- hey, let's go hit on some ladies
rockytophigh- I'm gay
govols182- me too
182 and high- *start making out*

chavisut: I saw you staring at me from across the room.
random guy: yeah, and...
chavisut: well, I wanna take you to a party
random guy: where
chavisut: my pants!!!!

 

[govols182]

govols182: Hey, do you know what time it is?
girl: yeah, it's 9:36
govols182: Wrong, it's party time!!!!

 

[govols182]

govols182: *snaps finger*
...girls come running...

 

[UTvol1fn]

"girl, you're so fine I would drink a tub of your bathwater."