***Official Pick-up Line Thread***

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

chavis- can I get ya number?
babe- no
chavis- f*** you

hahahahahaha you forgot "your daddy doesn't love you"
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[volger]

I like eating at the Y. How bout you?

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

yeaahh uhhh would you like to get a fish sandwhich? (ladies man voice)
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[TIGER DEN]

How about " your legs are so beautiful they go all the way to heaven"...

sorta kinda the same , but how about , Hey baby I love the way your legs go up and make an a$$ out of themselves .

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Your legs are like peanut butter. Now lets go spread them.

 

[govols182]

182: Hey you look like my third wife
Her: How many times have you been married?
182: Twice

 

[the.one.the.only]

chavis- can I get ya number?
babe- no
chavis- f*** you. you owe me a rib

fyp

 

[Dustin4Vols]

I lost my phone number,can i have yours? GIGGIT GIGGITY!!!

 

[orangeblooded2]

Your name must be Windex,Because I can see myself in you.

You've got 206 bones in you body,want one more.

I'm bigger and better than the titanic,only two hundred women went down on the titanic.


:hi:

 

[rbroyles]

Did you know I can breathe through my ears?

(think about it)

 

[True_Fan]

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

 

[egotisticalmoron]

'hey, my name is chavisut.'
'gross, bye.'

 

[teers_are_leet]

Two for one special, two of you, one of me. Ain't that special? If I get bashed for that then my friend made it up. If not, that one just hit me a few minutes ago.

 

[teers_are_leet]

'hey, my name is chavisut.'
'gross, bye.'

NissNiss

 

[govols182]

Come one guys, this guy needs our help.

 

[superdave1984]

This one has worked for me in the past. "You have no idea how beautiful you are"
This one worked once. "Hey. Wanna f***?"

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

This one has worked for me in the past. "You have no idea how beautiful you are"
This one worked once. "Hey. Wanna f***?"

i didnt know blow up dolls could talk

 

[orangeblooded2]

Come one guys, this guy needs our help.

Hi,baby my name is chavisut here's a $1000.00 I really need............Help!

 

[egotisticalmoron]

hi, my name is chavis...and i have a rapist wit.

 

[Brog]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[govols182]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

lol:

 

[dan4vols]

Everyone in Oklahoma claims Indian heritage to get the license plate and the $ perks, you indian?


Yes



Well gimme some of that native toungue!

 

[VOL RN]

Want some duck meat???

((Surprisingly)) YES...

Well, duck down and getcha some

 

[gainesvol82]

Hi ma'am, can I get your signature on your husband's death certificate? It must be hard having to make all these decisions without a man there for support.......

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Hi ma'am, can I get your signature on your husband's death certificate? It must be hard having to make all these decisions without a man there for support.......

are you chaz reinhold? funeral crashing.... nice
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