***Official Pick-up Line Thread***

[hohenfelsvol]

I've tried that one. Doesnt work.

Get out of here. No way.
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[hmanvolfan]

Do you know what it feels like to want to make love so much it hurts? Well then, would you feel me and tell me if I want to?

 

[joeydupree]

Y'all been watching that pickup artist show?

 

[volmanbill]

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause you're the first 10 I've seen tonight.

lol:

 

[joeydupree]

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause you're the first 10 I've seen tonight.

lol:

Or you're the only ten I see...

 

[volmanbill]

Find a better place to chill...

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Or you're the only ten I see...

We've got a pro. Good job.
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[Big Orange Rock]

Girl your legs must be tired cause you been runnin thru my mind all night long:ermm:

 

[joeydupree]

Girl your legs must be tired cause you been runnin thru my mind all night long:ermm:

I used that in a playful way today. To a female friend, not just some chick...
Asked her what she was doing besides running through my mind, just being silly and admitted that it was lame but most importantly it was the truth.

 

[chavisut]

You got nice cans.

 

[**ORANGEBLOOD**]

Get out of here. No way.
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I know! Sounds like a sure thing doesnt it?

 

[chavisut]

chavis- wanna go out sometime?
chavis- rhetorical question, I know you wanna go out sometime

 

[joeydupree]

Just tell them you ain't from around here...

 

[joeydupree]

Have you ever had your belly button licked from the inside?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Girl your legs must be tired cause you been runnin thru my mind all night long:ermm:

How about " your legs are so beautiful they go all the way to heaven"...

 

[rbroyles]

Excuse me mam, I have a 9:00 pm with Donald Trump, has he been asking for me?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Excuse me mam, I have a 9:00 pm with Donald Trump, has he been asking for me?

Are you trying to pick up the Donald's secretary? lol:

 

[Volsfan895]

Me: Hey is that top felt?
Girl: No, why?
Me: Want it to be?

 

[chavisut]

nice^^^^

 

[dickens821]

Lol at Chavis
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[govols182]

182: Your friends look good tonight
Her: I'm up here

 

[hmanvolfan]

Lay back down and go to sleep.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Are those real?
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[joeydupree]

Um, you remind me of my first ex wife???

 

[hohenfelsvol]

How do like your eggs?