Guys I'd like to throw my name in the hat. As a playcaller in NCAA 14 I have won many national championships with Tennessee. I mean, like at least 30 National Championships in total if you count back to all NCAA Football games in the franchise. Plus some would consider me an expert at the game of Super Smash Bros 64 (with Kirby, of course), which I'm sure many of you would agree is one of surest ways to grasp the measure of a man. I will accept as little as 200,000 per year but am open to negotiation. Let the debate!